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You Know You're A Game Junkie When

You know when danger is near because the music changes

You think walking over lava pits only hurts a little bit

You and your friends walk around all over the place, only turning at 90 degree angles

You become convinced that you can save your life, quit, and come back to it whenever you want

When you see someone walking in a zig zag pattern and you yell "THEY'RE WEAVING! THEY'RE WEAVING!!!!!!"

When you walk out of your house you say "Mammoth Tank rollin' out."

When you see someone get hit by a car and yell "Lol noob got pwnt!"

When you make fucking swastikas in fucking forge.

When you take out a knife so you can run faster.

lol nice jedi. .

You Know You're A Game Junkie When

When someone asks you, "How are you doing?" you say, "There seems to be nothing unusual here"

You can finish any game in one night, while drunk, without saving

You're sure that a good night's rest will heal all your ills

When at a job meeting, if someone ask you to describe your skills, you answer "magic" and "double - slash"

.When theres a thunder storm and you think you're getting attacked.
.When you hear theres been a shooting in your area shout "Terrists Attack!! Need Back up!"
.After you memorized the Video game Junkie song (or even when you know theres such thing)lolxD.While your making out you shout "Fire in the hole!"
.When you find a magical genie and ask for your own theme music
.When you find your self masterbating with a picture of Princess Peach
.Once you can beat any game withen 6 minutes without dying,saving or even having your eyes open

.when after swiming you arnt wet
.when you find yourself teabagging people after they die
.when you often find yourself running through the woods jumping on turtles and evil mushrooms while collecting coins

..When you see a leather belt you immediatly say "5 strength 4 stam leather belt?!?!"
.When you get jumped you yell "RANDOM BATTLE!"
When you don't have a Girlfriend you use the excuse "My princess is not in this castle"

You Know You're A Game Junkie When

You wonder why your friend doesn't re spawn and say "LOL" after you kill him. . . .

You think killing ant, bees, and spiders will get you money, power, and experience!!

Whenever someone asks you to take them somewhere, you yell '500 GP's

You actually get (and laugh at) the jokes in this section.

When you try to catch the neighbor's dog by throwing a red and white ball at it.

When you get kicked out of someone's house and you yell "R U INV ME BAK?"

When you try to buy stuff just by looking at it.

When someone leaves your house you yell "I AME ALONE"

when you shoot a gun, and scream "WTF hax!" when you can't hip-shoot something 100 feet away

when you wonder why people don't stand in the same spot all the time

when you wonder how they expect you to turn in the quest when they always move around

when you think you can beat Axl Rose at a guitar duel after practicing playing a guitar for 10 hours total

when your surprised that the police didn't call off your "Wanted:Dead or Alive" status after you hid in a broom closet for 10 minutes

Bhaal wrote:
when you think you can beat Axl Rose at a guitar duel after practicing playing a guitar for 10 hours total

I think you mean Slash.

You Know You're A Game Junkie When

When you go on holiday to a new city the first building you look for is the weapon store.

You frequently walk into strangers' houses

You buy a Land Rover and yell at the dealer when he tells you it can't cross quicksand and shoot napalm

You wonder why the girl at the gunshop doesn't call you Ace

Yeah, Slash. Oops.

Of course, I miss more notes in GH3 than I do in real life, so that game just makes me cry.

Bhaal fails at life.

yes go cry.

Staticgirl wrote:
Bhaal fails at life.

yes go cry.

nice Burn stat

You Know You're A Game Junkie When

YOU list what all game junkies do. oooooooooooooow so cold

Really ppl u list shit junkies would do that random ppl wouldnt know about so whos the junkie??? hm??? i know i know it hurts once u think about it. I mean who would think of so much if your really not a game junkie 97% of that stuff u guys listed i wouldnt been able to think of ill have like 2 line to list but i guess its just that deep lol

I never said I wasn't a game junkie

Jedi wrote:
I never said I wasn't a game junkie

oh..well.. hmmspeechless

Haha I like this thread.

..When

Jedi wrote:
Some of us have bad ass computers that can run Crysis on high

I am winrar