Step 1. make a topic with the word OFFICIAL in the name.
Step 2. deviate from the main topic 6-8 times until it doesn't faintly resemble the begining post anymore
Step 3. post something mindblowing that ends the topic and all further more conversation
Step 4. wait until years later when the topic is brought up again by some noob trying to get 50 posts to join the clan
Step 5. call out the random noob for brining up a dead topic.
Step 6. repeat steps 2-6.
You now know how to post a topic on the war forums, congratz!