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THE MOST IMPORTANT POLL IN WAR CLAN HISTORY

Team Edward or Team Jacob?

  • Edward (58.33%, 7 Votes)
  • Jacob (41.67%, 5 Votes)
Number of votes: 12

EDIT: I've enabled the ability for users to change their votes, so that we can have a true thought provoking debate.

Edward doesn't afraid of anyone and loves bella. He also sparkles in the sun. And he has a hot sister.

Jacob also doesn't afraid of anything but can turn into a wolf and has a group of niggas.

:troll:

(No homo)

ALSO EDWARD FTW

very homo

This is really tough to vote in and not feel like a homoqueer, but, I guess since the concept of werewolves in these stories is much closer to the traditional concept, whereas the vampire concept in Twilight is totally fubar, I will have to go with Jacob.

:troll:

third choice?
edit: also inb4alicefapthread

I will explain to you guys why Edward is the best choice for your vote.

  1. He is super protective of Bella and has pledged unconditional love for her.

Hold on tight spidermonkey! :3

  1. He is sexy in a dark and mysterious way. See below.

Whats he thinking? Where'd he come from? The danger and mystery surrounding this person excites my 12 year old tween parts.

  1. His sister, alice cullen, is extremely hot.

:datass: :datass: :datass: :datass: :datass:

  1. Edward loves Bella and therefore watches her sleep all night long. I hear if you sneak into a girls room in the middle of the night and watch her sleep she will be shocked by how protective you make her feel and give herself up to you. He also says meaningful things to Bella. Here are some good examples:

Bella: I love you.
Edward: You are my life now.

Edward: If I could dream at all, it would be about you. And I'm not ashamed of it

Edward: As long as it makes you happy, I'll be here.
Bella: You're talking about forever, you know.

and Here is why you DONT want Jacob and his crew.
1. Jacob is a minority, a native american, do you really think its fair that they get wolf powers AND casinos?
2. He looks like this llama

  1. He used to look like a homofag till he got a sixpack and cut his hair

"Hey guise whats going on?!"

The end.

also..
NO HOMO

Weird how im obsessed with this movie right now

Edward FTW. He's so hottt :) To bad everything he does no guy would ever dooo Ha! :)

Staticgirl wrote:
Weird how im obsessed with this movie right now

Edward FTW. He's so hottt :) To bad everything he does no guy would ever dooo Ha! :)

like creepily watch u sleep? o.O

Edward Ain't Got Nutthin On Sharkboy  :troll:

Taylor LautnerSharkboy
Taylor LautnerJacob Black

Satros wrote:
and Here is why you DONT want Jacob and his crew.
1. Jacob is a minority, a native american, do you really think its fair that they get wolf powers AND casinos?

I completely agree with this statement, even though I have never seen any Twilight movie or even read the book..which will also never happen :troll: :mellow:

I voted Edward, but for arguments sake, Taylor age 11 was a badass

My vote is that we kill both teams, and never have to deal with them again. Kay? :)

Kitellia wrote:
My vote is that we kill both teams, and never have to deal with them again. Kay? :)

:plsgo:

Kitellia wrote:
My vote is that we kill both teams, and never have to deal with them again. Kay? :)

Twilight is only homo if you make it homo.  :jamieh:

bPORR{{WaR}} wrote:

Staticgirl wrote:
Weird how im obsessed with this movie right now

Edward FTW. He's so hottt :) To bad everything he does no guy would ever dooo Ha! :)

like creepily watch u sleep? o.O

If it was Edaward, i wouldn't even care.

From the knowledge that I've gathered on the homosexual beings, I've come to the conclusion that any man who sparkles is gay.

Twilight is terrible obviously.

However, Stephanie Meier is a genius because she was able to get a story about an abusive male counterpart past the publishers.

Edward wants to kill Bella and drink her blood. He stalks her and is ridiculously overprotective. She veiled this by making him a vampire which is a commonly accepted literary method and thereby appealed to the American woman's fantasy of having an abusive boyfriend and/or husband.

This is 100% factual.

twilight takes all manly points