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The moral of this story...

i only read the first couple paragraphs (TL;DR), but it didnt say anywhere that he was a wizard <.<

AND, if he IS a wizard, you cant just generalize >_<<<<<

i plan on living in a little cottage in the middle of a forest somewhere when im a wizard, but that wont mean that I"M an untrustworthy tree wizard

Kar wrote:
i only read the first couple paragraphs (TL;DR), but it didnt say anywhere that he was a wizard <.<

AND, if he IS a wizard, you cant just generalize >_<<<<<

i plan on living in a little cottage in the middle of a forest somewhere when im a wizard, but that wont mean that I"M an untrustworthy tree wizard

:damnit:

Also, Kar, wizards don't real. Tree wizards have nothing to do with your imaginings of fictional wizardry.  :damnit:

^ what he said
:damnit:

Kar wrote:
i only read the first couple paragraphs (TL;DR), but it didnt say anywhere that he was a wizard <.<

AND, if he IS a wizard, you cant just generalize >_<<<<<

i plan on living in a little cottage in the middle of a forest somewhere when im a wizard, but that wont mean that I"M an untrustworthy tree wizard

:damnit: I guess someone will have to explain this one to you.
I only read the title of the article and I understood.
Kar.
What is a wizard?
One who practices magic.
What is magic?
Any art that invokes supernatural powers.

By reading that dead bodies were found in a tree, one would have no idea how that happened; unexplainable.
Magic is also unexplainable. So one would say that dead bodies in a tree were the work of magic.
A wizard usually practices magic.
So when The Finisher says:
Never trust fucking tree wizards.
He is saying this was a work of a wizard because it is so odd and unexplainable that this was magic done by someone: a wizard. And with the people in the trees, this would be specifically a tree wizard. And because the bodies were dead, Finisher warns to never trust tree wizards because you might die.
:rage:

Kar wrote:
I'LL GET THE NEXT JOKE.  :knight:

AmbulanceParty wrote:

Kar wrote:
i only read the first couple paragraphs (TL;DR), but it didnt say anywhere that he was a wizard <.<

AND, if he IS a wizard, you cant just generalize >_<<<<<

i plan on living in a little cottage in the middle of a forest somewhere when im a wizard, but that wont mean that I"M an untrustworthy tree wizard

:damnit: I guess someone will have to explain this one to you.
I only read the title of the article and I understood.
Kar.
What is a wizard?
One who practices magic.
What is magic?
Any art that invokes supernatural powers.

By reading that dead bodies were found in a tree, one would have no idea how that happened; unexplainable.
Magic is also unexplainable. So one would say that dead bodies in a tree were the work of magic.
A wizard usually practices magic.
So when The Finisher says:
Never trust fucking tree wizards.
He is saying this was a work of a wizard because it is so odd and unexplainable that this was magic done by someone: a wizard. And with the people in the trees, this would be specifically a tree wizard. And because the bodies were dead, Finisher warns to never trust tree wizards because you might die.
:rage:

Kar wrote:
I'LL GET THE NEXT JOKE.  :knight:

:lolface: :plsgo: :damnit:

Valiant effort, AmbulanceParty, but it's actually not that complicated. It does still make more sense than Kar, however.

AmbulanceParty wrote:

Kar wrote:
i only read the first couple paragraphs (TL;DR), but it didnt say anywhere that he was a wizard <.<

AND, if he IS a wizard, you cant just generalize >_<<<<<

i plan on living in a little cottage in the middle of a forest somewhere when im a wizard, but that wont mean that I"M an untrustworthy tree wizard

:damnit: I guess someone will have to explain this one to you.
I only read the title of the article and I understood.
Kar.
What is a wizard?
One who practices magic.
What is magic?
Any art that invokes supernatural powers.

By reading that dead bodies were found in a tree, one would have no idea how that happened; unexplainable.
Magic is also unexplainable. So one would say that dead bodies in a tree were the work of magic.
A wizard usually practices magic.
So when The Finisher says:
Never trust fucking tree wizards.
He is saying this was a work of a wizard because it is so odd and unexplainable that this was magic done by someone: a wizard. And with the people in the trees, this would be specifically a tree wizard. And because the bodies were dead, Finisher warns to never trust tree wizards because you might die.
:rage:

Kar wrote:
I'LL GET THE NEXT JOKE.  :knight:

<____< oh i see.

actually 'how did they get into a tree?' didnt even occur to me, i never even questioned it. =S

however, i still sense a lack of respect for wizards. THAT could be dangerous.

but thanks ambalamps

okay the NEXT joke. SRSLY THIS TIME.

Kar wrote:

AmbulanceParty wrote:

Kar wrote:
i only read the first couple paragraphs (TL;DR), but it didnt say anywhere that he was a wizard <.<

AND, if he IS a wizard, you cant just generalize >_<<<<<

i plan on living in a little cottage in the middle of a forest somewhere when im a wizard, but that wont mean that I"M an untrustworthy tree wizard

:damnit: I guess someone will have to explain this one to you.
I only read the title of the article and I understood.
Kar.
What is a wizard?
One who practices magic.
What is magic?
Any art that invokes supernatural powers.

By reading that dead bodies were found in a tree, one would have no idea how that happened; unexplainable.
Magic is also unexplainable. So one would say that dead bodies in a tree were the work of magic.
A wizard usually practices magic.
So when The Finisher says:
Never trust fucking tree wizards.
He is saying this was a work of a wizard because it is so odd and unexplainable that this was magic done by someone: a wizard. And with the people in the trees, this would be specifically a tree wizard. And because the bodies were dead, Finisher warns to never trust tree wizards because you might die.
:rage:

Kar wrote:
I'LL GET THE NEXT JOKE.  :knight:

<____< oh i see.

actually 'how did they get into a tree?' didnt even occur to me, i never even questioned it. =S

however, i still sense a lack of respect for wizards. THAT could be dangerous.

but thanks ambalamps

okay the NEXT joke. SRSLY THIS TIME.

:damnit: You didn't even understand this one and that ain't even the correct explanation