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THE BROTIONARY

This will be a thread where we make an epic BRO-based-dictionary

heres a few famous bros to give you guys some inspiration:







ill start with some

BROAD TRIP - a trip you take with your bros on the road.

BRODELLS - like the store modells, but for bros.

BROMANIA - a country full of bros located in eastern europe.

MASHEDBROTATOES - the favorite potato based food of bros.

BROMANCE - a romance between two bros.

BROTRAYAL - when you betray one of your most chill bros.

BRODEO - a place bros visit for entertainment and to watch bros ride bulls.

BROHIO - the official state of bros.

BRORAPE - when a bro invites you to chill and listen to some dave matthews band or jack johnson but instead rapes you with a large black dildo.

BILBRO BAGGINS - The bro'd down version of The Hobbit

AFBRO - An afro, when it's on a bro

HOBRO - A homeless bro

BROMODEL - Someone like Brody Jenner

BROMINE - The CHILLEST element on the whole table

IT MUST ALSO BE NOTED THAT NO BRO SHALL BE NAMED SPENCER PRATT, BECAUSE SPENCER PRATT IS A COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG.

BILBRO BAGGINS - The bro'd down version of The Hobbit

AFBRO - An afro, when it's on a bro

HOBRO - A homeless bro

BROMODEL - Someone like Brody Jenner

BROMINE - The CHILLEST element on the whole table

lmao. what? XD

ill make a post explaining bros later and the rarious types of bros

theres bros
guidbros
altbros
brahs
etc

yeah please explain o.O

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NOO BROOOSSSS
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Cant you just do bussiness hugs and delete this thread? YES? :D

Bromitzvah - A celebration held to welcome a bro

Brocean-the only place bros swim
  Broccoli-the only chill vegetable

haha i was thinking of broccoli earlier nice

Broast - when a bro proposes a toast with all his most chill bros.

what exactly IS a bro? >.>

oooh. broach? BROach ^^ a usually floral pin that bros wear?

bro

Obnoxious partying males who are often seen at college parties. When they aren?t making an ass of themselves they usually just stand around holding a red plastic cup waiting for something exciting to happen so they can scream something that demonstrates how much they enjoy partying. Nearly everyone in a fraternity is a bro but there are also many bros who are not in a fraternity. They often wear a rugby shirt and a baseball cap. It is not uncommon for them to have spiked hair with frosted tips.
Bros actually chose this name for themselves as they often refer to each other as "bro" even though they are not related.

source: urban dictionary

That is a good deffinition of the standard"bro". here are some pictures of bros.

for more on the standard"bro" and its lifestyle watch this video or the classic hit show "bromance"

that is the standard bro. there are also other types of bros such as the guibros

guidos still call eachother bro, but they are different than the standard bro in many ways, where both forms of bros may where popped collars, guibros perfer things like blowouts, headbands, and  gay looking sunglasses, where the standardbro mostly perfers a tilted hat or worndown, In addition guibros perfer clubbing and techno music where as the standardbro perfers things like the dave matthews band and gamecube.

then there is the altbro, the altbro seeks an alternative lifebrand then mainstreamers, listens to indie music, wears neon, palestinian scarfs and american apparel, or tries to look homeless or like a lumberjack. The altbro loves to hang out with his other altbros and go to indie electro concerts and parties on the alternative hipster scene.
here are some examples of altbros:

lastly there is the brah, brahs enjoy things like listening to punk, getting high, surfing, etc they dont care about anything, they are just living life bro.

like here's me making a broish invitation,

YO BRO COME OVER TO MY PLACE I GOT A 30 PACK AND THE FIRST SEASON OF ENTOURAGE NO SHIRTS REQUIRED!!****

see like i'm a cross between a standard bro and a guidbro, sat is a cross between standard and altbro, and like, jamie roderick and eric gerhardt are brahs

yeah basically, and skylar is a mix between an altbro and a brah, bporr is a standard bro

and were all from Broughkeepsie NY

BRODOMETER - A meter that measures the bro level (creds to bPORR for coming up with this)

"Dude, that's OFF THE BRODOMETER!!!!!"

pronounced like brodahmeter (odometer) not BRODOmeter.

broMatic - (the act of a bro doing a task automatically without being told to do so. .)

Brosidius Emphatic- The god of all Bros

ill go with that thugg

Xbrox - a gaming system used by hoes & Bros alike

brodozer - intense piece of heavy machinery only bros can handle
Bro n' go - the bro's favorite place to aquire foodstuffs