So yea, its been snowing for like two days, and my sister hasnt had to work so she never left the house. lolwut?. anyways, today she was like oh lawd my cars stuck, and im sitting on the couch only wearing pants when she asks me to push the car. So im like olol okay, and i open the door, PFFT its not cold, and then i step outside.its fucking cold, but im already outside, who cares now. So im walking down the sidewalk and im like ololapuddle, and jump in it. wrong, it was ice and i fell on my ass. so then im pushing the car and i lean forward and touch my chest to the car and fucking jumped back and screamed like a lil girl, then we got the car unstuck and lived happily ever after.
so like, so then, then like, i was like, indeed.