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Snow+Car+No Shirt=?

So yea, its been snowing for like two days, and my sister hasnt had to work so she never left the house. lolwut?. anyways, today she was like oh lawd my cars stuck, and im sitting on the couch only wearing pants when she asks me to push the car. So im like olol okay, and i open the door, PFFT its not cold, and then i step outside.its fucking cold, but im already outside, who cares now. So im walking down the sidewalk and im like ololapuddle, and jump in it. wrong, it was ice and i fell on my ass. so then im pushing the car and i lean forward and touch my chest to the car and fucking jumped back and screamed like a lil girl, then we got the car unstuck and lived happily ever after.

true story
so like, so then, then like, i was like, indeed.

Lmao cool story bro, I like how even though the conditions were against it, you decided to be stubbornly lazy lol

Snow+Car+No shirt=Nip-ons
sounds like a little Bitch if you screemed like that it probly wasnt that cold . . . .for all i know . . . fuck that one time i had to be lazzy like him and went out in like 12 below  windchill no shirt & pajama bottoms to push a ice and snow covered Round Bale Of Hay to the Horses no gloves . . .Umm yes it was exillerating  . . . Id Hate To 1Up Yeh But Ohhh Yes!!!

HAH. -12 farenheight with windchill is only -24 celcius. which is reallyyy not very cold at all, all last week it was like -35C with the windchill, which is -31 F apparently. try walking a couple of blocks to the busstop into the blizzardy wind everyday in that >.< (i win.)

Kar wrote:
HAH. -12 farenheight with windchill is only -24 celcius. which is reallyyy not very cold at all, all last week it was like -35C with the windchill, which is -31 F apparently. try walking a couple of blocks to the busstop into the blizzardy wind everyday in that >.< (i win.)

They would never understand :) They haven't felt Canadas wintery wrath

Kitellia wrote:

Kar wrote:
HAH. -12 farenheight with windchill is only -24 celcius. which is reallyyy not very cold at all, all last week it was like -35C with the windchill, which is -31 F apparently. try walking a couple of blocks to the busstop into the blizzardy wind everyday in that >.< (i win.)

They would never understand :) They haven't felt Canadas wintery wrath

cause canada is fail?

noo, cause we're tough.

shorts weather

Canada is america's hat.

u mad?

Satros wrote:
Canada is america's hat.

we like tap dance around with u guys on our head. problem?

LOLOL.

wisconsin has the coldest winters around
that was just a day i whent out with no shirt if it was any colder i wouldent have fuck . . .some days the my beard and stash get all iced up just siting in my truck waiting for it to warm up my stick shift knob gives me frost bite
bet you cant shoot ice out of a squirt gun in Can-Duh

Osidius~Emphatic wrote:
bet you cant shoot ice out of a squirt gun in Can-Duh

pretty sure if you were going to purposely misspell 'canada' in an attempt to make a play on phonetics, it would be CanA-duh. not can-duh.

also, seeing as ice is the SOLID form of water, no, you're absolutely right, we cant shoot it out of a squirt gun.

k sorry. im also going to try to stop being such a bitch to osidius.

Kar wrote:
k sorry. im also going to try to stop being such a bitch to osidius.

WHAT?!? D: Kar! You mean you'll be nice to him? =/ pfft good luck with that, I'm betting you can last maybe a day or two without getting completely pissed off/annoyed by him.

thats ok kar you dont have to its in your nature . . .and yes i suck at spelling but so what i dont get payed for it . .and kittie likes to be the moderator . . .lol . .alot of the shit i say has little meaning to it . it just puts a smile on my face and the squirt gun thing you shoot hot water strait up in the air on a particular cold windy day and ice will result

Kar wrote:
k sorry. im also going to try to stop being such a bitch to osidius.

I thought it was kinda cute.

lmao. how is it cute? =P

Kar wrote:
k sorry. im also going to try to stop being such a bitch to osidius.
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k sorry
osidius.
FIX
k sorry. im also such a bitch to
osidius.
FIX
k sorry. im also a bitch .
FIX

CUTE hUh

what? that was the worst quote edit either.

you know what? just for that i completely revoke my 'not-be-a-bitch-to-osidius-anymore' thing. goddamn. it is SO hard to be nice to you.