you know when you say something REALLY stupid/awkward/embarrasing/whatever at the WORST possible time? well. i do that a lot. like constantly.
SO. to make me feel less retarded, i think you should all share some of your worst ones. xD
for starters, tonight, me and caity are at quiznos (we work there) and we had closed, the door was locked. this guy SOMEHOW manages to come in, but we didnt notice. he was in there for a good minute or two, standing at the counter, and we didnt notice. JUST before i noticed him standing there, i say, REALLY LOUD, "YOU KNOW ONE THING CUM ISNT GOOD FOR THOUGH? DIPPING CARROTS IN"
_< SO fucking embarrassing. honestly. theres a CUSTOMER. we see him, and we're like 'OH FUCK, OMG, HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE, HOW LONG HAVE YOU.. DID YOU JUST OH GOD.. FUCK.. AHahh. welcome to quiznos!"
horrible. horrible horrible horrible =P