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Post your jokes here!!!

Yeah another wacky topic but ppl might get a luagh out of this one so ill start one off and see if anyone like it.

There was a man running along the beach when he came along this lonely girl with no legs. He saw her crying and he asked "whats wrong?" and she replied " i never been hugged before" so he gave her an hugg, but she was still crying. So he asked again "whats wrong" and she replied "i never been kissed before" so he gave her a kiss, but still was crying. He once again asked "now whats wrong" then she said "i never been screwed before" so he smiled.. picked her up by the arms and threw her in the water and said "now your screwed" and walked off.

LMFAO to the max (sorry sat had to take your line) thats some funny shit but kind wrong

I have a yo mama joke

YO mama is so ugly when she looked under her bed to see what was grawlin the monster said "damn i quite!!

LMAO now ur screwed nice

lol i rember this joke when i was 9 years old but still funny!

uh, how old r u now? 10? lol

cow stinks

lol i have a bad yo momma joke xD
Yo momma so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck

What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
- They both like a tight seal.

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
- They don't have balls to scratch.

A Cajun walks into a bar with

A pet alligator by his side.

He puts the alligator up on the bar.

He turns to the astonished patrons.

"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place
my manhood inside.

Then the gator will close his

Mouth for one minute.

"Then he'll open his mouth

And I'll remove my unit unscathed.

In return for witnessing this Spectacle,

Each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval.

The man stood up on the bar,

Dropped his trousers,

And placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth.

The gator closed his mouth

As the crowd gasped.

After a minute,

The man grabbed a beer

bottle and smacked the

Alligator hard on the top of

its head.

The gator opened his mouth

And the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered,

And the first of his free

Drinks were delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone
$100 who's willing to give it a try."

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the
back of the bar.

A Blonde woman timidly

Spoke up.

"I'll try it -

Just don't hit me so hard

with the beer bottle!"

LOL nice ones muyo

Muyo, yo momma is so cross eyed ,she dropped a dime and picked up two nickles.

It took yo momma 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldn't get used to the front seat!

hehe Both of yalls mom dont have no arms up in the club talking about they raising the roof

sighs here we go:

Yo Momma so Smelly
the government make her wear a Biohazard warning

she made Right Guard call for backup.

even the dogs won't smell her.

an old blind geezer walking by asked her 'yo, how much for the shrimp platter?"

that when she spread her legs, I got seasick

she wiz playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.

her poo is glad to escape.

that standing next to a skunk, the Skunko smells sweet!

that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent

that when you was being born, the doctor's and nurses all had to wear oxygen masks

even sewer rats get outta her way

that farmers use her bathwater as liquid fertilizer

Yo Momma so Dirty
she has to creep up on the bath water.

that standin next to a tramp, she make the tramp look like a butler.

that her house is so dirty I gotta wipe my feet before I go back outside.

she lost 2 stone after taking a shower

that even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered.

that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.

Yo Momma so Greasy
Texaco buy oil from her

she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair

her freckles slipped off.

the Chip Shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry

she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jamand has a full time job at the 'Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forheed

her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.

she uses bacon as a band aid.

hhehe good ones jose

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo Mama's so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went lookin'.

Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone.

Your Mama's so dumb that she got smacked by a statue.

Yo Mama's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself.

Yo Mama's so dumb , I told her she lost her mind, and she started looking for it.

Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk.

Yo Mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

Yo Mama's so dumb when she went to a football game she thought the quarter back was a refund!

Yo Mama's so dumb she stole a free sample.

loooooooooooooool

nice losty n kittie

Yo moma so dumb she thought slim shady was a diet drink

Yo momma so dumb she thought wu- tang was an african orange drink

Yo momma so dumb she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center

Yo momma so dumb she tried to put M&M's in alphabeticle order

yo momma so fat when she wears an malcom X t shirt a helicopter lands on her

Yo momma so tall she trip over texas and landed in russia

Yo momma aint got no legs talking about she giving a standing ovation

Yo momma so dumb she eats her food stamps

Yo momma is like a shot gun, one cock then she's ready to blow

Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter

Yo momma so poor i asked her whats shes having for dinner , she open her legs up and said "crabs"

Yo momma so fat when the cops saw her but cheeks on the corner they pulled up and said "alright lets break it up"

*Yo Mommas are so FINE, they all slept with me, buahahahaha!!!*

Your Mother is so Stupid she thought HamBurger Helper Came with a friend

lol hahahaha

Well yo momma is like a Dounut, She gets rolled, she gets baked, and then she gets filled wit cream