so spot and i are having one of our smoke-a-joint-and-walk-through-the-forest walks when he starts sniffing around in the snow and finds a stick he seems to really like chewing on. So i'm like 'okay, but you can't bring it into the house'.
so we're heading back home, turning onto our driveway when we see my friend ksenia coming out of her house onto her driveway (across the street from mine), and we start talking, and she's like 'thats not a deer leg is it??' and im like 'haha, very funny, no i looked at it, its definitely a stick.'
so we go into the backyard, and he's still chewing on it and i bend down to take off his leash and im like '..thats kind of a funny shaped stick. that has to be wood.. light coloured wood.. oh god'
its like two bones connecting! like in your pelvis or something. o____O but theres definitely no skin or fur or anything its just bone. WHAT THE FUCK OOPS.
so then im like 'well what the fuck do i do with this??' i take it from him (bribing him with dog food) and run into the front yard trying to find a place to put tihs. but where the hell is a good place to put this? so i go back to the backyard and remember we have a huge compost thing that has a lid on it and its pretty dog-proof, so i throw it into there.
o_O but yeah. goddamn.