As we all know the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico has been going on for over 40 days now and is causing detrimental effects to the environment as well as the ecosystems of many species.
Therefore I have decided we should take things into our own hands. I'm going to be sending an ELITE WAR TASK-FORCE to take care of the situation.
The Task-force shall include the following:
ThuGG Jackson also known as ThuGG The PluGG
If there is a hole that needs to be plugged, this is your guy. ThuGG has successfully plugged over 9000 holes in his career. His plugging skills are needed extremely to plug the oil leak.
Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage
These guys can solve any problem. If you need a idea on how to fix something, blow something up, etc then you know who to call. Their vast collection of random knowledge will come greatly when figuring out inventive solutions to our problems.
His super beard abilities are unmatched by any other. The Finisher is an expert when it comes to Finishing a job. Can't finish that sandwich? Too tired to complete that essay? Can't satisfy your girlfriend? Call The Finisher. His massive and absorbent beard will be able to soak up to 99.12852% of the oil drifting across the gulf and save earth from destruction. He will then be able to squeeze the oil out of his beard and power WaR clan village for the next 1000 years.
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