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**OFFICIAL** WaR Gulf Oil Taskforce!

As we all know the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico has been going on for over 40 days now and is causing detrimental effects to the environment as well as the ecosystems of many species.

Therefore I have decided we should take things into our own hands. I'm going to be sending an ELITE WAR TASK-FORCE to take care of the situation.

The Task-force shall include the following:

ThuGG Jackson also known as ThuGG The PluGG

If there is a hole that needs to be plugged, this is your guy. ThuGG has successfully plugged over 9000 holes in his career. His plugging skills are needed extremely to plug the oil leak.

Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage

These guys can solve any problem. If you need a idea on how to fix something, blow something up, etc then you know who to call. Their vast collection of random knowledge will come greatly when figuring out inventive solutions to our problems.

The Finisher

His super beard abilities are unmatched by any other. The Finisher is an expert when it comes to Finishing a job. Can't finish that sandwich? Too tired to complete that essay? Can't satisfy your girlfriend? Call The Finisher. His massive and absorbent beard will be able to soak up to 99.12852% of the oil drifting across the gulf and save earth from destruction. He will then be able to squeeze the oil out of his beard and power WaR clan village for the next 1000 years.

:datass: :datass: :datass: :datass: :datass: :datass: :datass: :datass:

Sweet Jeebus I lawled so hard.

:jamieh: :datass: :bank:     

¿ :quesadilla!:?

this is all very epic and everything, except uh, exactly how long is thugg gonna be gone for? cause i def didnt agree to this, and im not saying this ISNT important.. just saying, there are also-important things for him to do around here >___<

Like pluggin your butthole basically?

lmao NO. more like, important husband duties that he needs to be doing with his.. plug. other than plugging >_<

Kar wrote:
lmao NO. more like, important husband duties that he needs to be doing with his.. plug. other than plugging >_<

Ummm lets see :rolleyes: he can choke you with it while rapped around ya neck(if u do this thugg u da mane)

FYALZodiacWAR wrote:

Kar wrote:
lmao NO. more like, important husband duties that he needs to be doing with his.. plug. other than plugging >_<

Ummm lets see :rolleyes: he can choke you with it while rapped around ya neck(if u do this thugg u da mane)

Go on

well that would be better than being in the gulf of mexico

wait, choke me with it WHILE its wrapped around my neck? o_O lmao if that was even physically possible i dont even know pretty sure girls would be like throwing themselves at him. o.O

Kar wrote:
well that would be better than being in the gulf of mexico

wait, choke me with it WHILE its wrapped around my neck? o_O lmao if that was even physically possible i dont even know pretty sure girls would be like throwing themselves at him. o.O

Uhm, you do this already and you haven't even met him.  :troll:

_< i do not 'throw myself at him' loll. throwing myself at him would be more. well. its hard to do that over the internet actually =P but i definitely dont.

Kar wrote:

_< i do not 'throw myself at him' loll. throwing myself at him would be more. well. its hard to do that over the internet actually =P but i definitely dont.

Well, I still say you are, but if in fact you are not, this is the only thing that's stopping you.  :troll:

TheFinisher wrote:

Kar wrote:

_< i do not 'throw myself at him' loll. throwing myself at him would be more. well. its hard to do that over the internet actually =P but i definitely dont.

Well, I still say you are, but if in fact you are not, this is the only thing that's stopping you.  :troll:

thattttt is not what i meant!! i MEANT in general it is hard to throw yourself at ANYONE over the internet, not just thugg >.< also, its not IMPOSSIBLE, i just said its hard to do. =P DONT MAKE ME SHOW YOU THROWING MYSELF AT THUGG. CAUSE IT WOULD ACTUALLY BE A LOT MORE INTENSE.

Kar wrote:

TheFinisher wrote:

Kar wrote:

_< i do not 'throw myself at him' loll. throwing myself at him would be more. well. its hard to do that over the internet actually =P but i definitely dont.

Well, I still say you are, but if in fact you are not, this is the only thing that's stopping you.  :troll:

thattttt is not what i meant!! i MEANT ingeneral it is hard to throw yourself at ANYONE over the internet, not just thugg >.< also, its not IMPOSSIBLE, i just said its hard to do. =P DONT MAKE ME SHOW YOU THROWING MYSELF AT THUGG. CAUSE IT WOULD ACTUALLY BE A LOT MORE INTENSE.

:troll:

whta? did you just.. highlight random letters..? i dont get it..

TACOS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? yemean

GODBLOW JR \o/

oh dear. you sound far too excited.

o_O

Kar wrote:
o_O

u jaylos that isnt thugg irl?