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**OFFICIAL** War Corp Product Ideas

Well we need to become rich, so we can live in a castle and be epic, so heres the plan.

We come up with a invention/product, something simple, then we get rich.

Last night me cj_guns and bporr were watching this show and someguy invented a armband that is basically 5 flashlights taped to your arm and became mad rich, if they can do it we can do, so post a good idea for a product for us to make.

Seriously, we can do better than that! Post your ideas.

:fuckyea: I was watching that too

I liked the cold fire thing :D That'd be epic

The guy with the sponge outfit was FAIL

Kitellia wrote:
:fuckyea: I was watching that too

I liked the cold fire thing :D That'd be epic

The guy with the sponge outfit was FAIL

lmao nice, seriously though, people just come up with dumb inventions and get rich off them, im sure we could do it if we thought of an idea. We have the skills. we have people in business, computing, we have people who are creative, we have people who are random, we just need product ideas, me bporr and cj_guns already have a few

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Mass produce this make  :bank:  :mellow:

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Mass produce this make  :bank:  :mellow:

That sums up all of bporr's ideas from last night

what is the point of it being attached to a fan? o_O

WE SHOULD WRITE A BOOK.

we should write a book ABOUT WAR CLAN. thatd be pretty epic. authors make mad cash if their books do well AND THEN, THEY COULD TURN IT INTO A MOVIE. =o

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what is the point of it being attached to a fan? o_O

WE SHOULD WRITE A BOOK.

we should write a book ABOUT WAR CLAN. thatd be pretty epic. authors make mad cash if their books do well AND THEN, THEY COULD TURN IT INTO A MOVIE. =o
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The ideas have to be simple, something we can get a good starting profit from, plus no one reads books, even though im pretty sure if me and kittie wrote about our dreams we would make an epic war clan story, but still no, think simple products, not ideas that wont take off

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what is the point of it being attached to a fan? o_O

WE SHOULD WRITE A BOOK.

we should write a book ABOUT WAR CLAN. thatd be pretty epic. authors make mad cash if their books do well AND THEN, THEY COULD TURN IT INTO A MOVIE. =o
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what is the point of it being attached to a fan? o_O
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what is the point of it being attached to a fan? o_O
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wasnt the fan pointing the other way..? and knight.. i dont understand your diagram.

arent those things usually not attached to anything? why would it need to be attached to a fan OR a chair?

and okay i'll try to think of products. but. i think a movie would be more fun.

The fanlight is attached to the chair with a counterweight with tape or some other method. This is to balance out the height added by the fleshlight on the fan which the fan base cant support. The power cord is also taped down to prevent it from becoming and annoyance.

I thought of this idea when I was in 6th grade and people kept telling me to pull my pants up (when pants sagging was cool. inb4 faggot).

Okay so they're pants but under the belt loops, right where the pockets are at, starts a material and it's made to look like underwear. Then starts the fake pants. So when you have your shirt on, it looks like they're sagging, but that's really part of your pants. An illusion.
Made so you can wear your pants with your pants so you can sag while you sag
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do the pants come pre-shitstained?

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do the pants come pre-shitstained?

That's one variation.

How about a cellphone that's configured into a wearable wrist type thing? Kinda like the damn pip boy from Fallout3.

Because you know, i can never keep up with my damn cellphone, it either gets lost in some jack ass spot buried in clothes or bed sheets or some shit.

I'm thinking maybe we could take the concept of the Samsung Gravity phone ( the one that opens up with a keyboard ) make it a bit flatter and wider, and find some way to have it rigged to a vambrace or some shit. Hell might even add a hard cover that protects the phone, and can be opened/closed.

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The fanlight is attached to the chair with a counterweight with tape or some other method. This is to balance out the height added by the fleshlight on the fan which the fan base cant support. The power cord is also taped down to prevent it from becoming and annoyance.

oohhhhh this makes sense now !! i get it, and the fan being on would probably make the thing move a little bit right?? ohh. thats actually a good idea, that would feel really good !! ive heard of dildos like that actually, they plug in to something and then they like move, and the girl just lays there o_O but. yes. the fan thing is actually a good idea.

i like how knight keeps giving me detailed explanations of things. thank you. =]

ambalamps: lmaoo. thats actually pretty clever, i like that. !! do any of us know how to sew? we could probably make those. (i cant sew.)

cecil: i think they have walky talkies like that. that attatch to your wrist. so a phone would probably work too im sure. o.O

Couldn't you just get a belt holster for your cell and a blue tooth headset. I mean its douche baggy but probably not as much as a over sized watch phone.

kay so i havent come up with any product ideas yet, BUT, i have started writing a WaR movie. its nto really that long, so its more like. a.. not full length movie. but thats fine. =D im writing a theme song for it too!! =D =D