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Official post your dream thread!

i had a weird ass dream last night, so now this is the official thread for weird ass dreams k?
k.

So in my dream me and epic gnar went to an Andrew WK concert in NYC and he didnt come so everyone went out into the streets and in an alleyway i saw a bunch of colorful talking foxes who met me and were magic, so then i pretended to convert to islam and me and the colorful foxes went to iran

was weird.

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

if you have a weird dream post it

I dreamed up a whole mountain of dead bodies, and like someone put ont he fast forward button or some shit and they swelled up and bursted with maggots 'n shit and turned to bones.

then there was this other dream i had where i was having wild sex with a decapitated corpse, which seemed to be alive for some reason, but was hawt anyways.

Cecil wrote:
I dreamed up a whole mountain of dead bodies, and like someone put ont he fast forward button or some shit and they swelled up and bursted with maggots 'n shit and turned to bones.

then there was this other dream i had where i was having wild sex with a decapitated corpse, which seemed to be alive for some reason, but was hawt anyways.

some how none of that suprises me comming from you cecil :)

im glad your on our side. lol

I had a dream, i beat the shit out of coyoetes here with a plastic bat and when i was walking back to the house, i looked at the cuts on my arm they left and it was neat design.. and when i got to the house, like the 4 people i was with all tried sleeping on thsi air matress thingy

Lawl? :]

dont even get me started >=)

SaDosi wrote:
dont even get me started >=)

SaDosi & NewYork make peppermint pattys???

last night i had a dream where murd got a boob job, and we were like why the fuck did you do that?? but then we were kinda curious to see them and they were gross lol

no homo

Okay.. I had a dream where I was sitting on top of water in the middle of the pacific ocean with a bunch of random people. We were all just eating Mike and Ikes. Then, Spok (from star trek) came, and one of the random people killed him, and we all ate him.

Do I win the weird dream contest?

nah sadosi will win whenever he finds the time to post his out of body experience

All homo.

i had a dream this morning where like, everyone had gundams, and this group of people pushed our group (in a battle) through this other dimension where they were going to become gods, so we all prepared for the battle that awaited, the head of our group was a woman who looked like an angel, she planted a nuke behind us incase all hope was lost, then everyone got in our huge gundams, the main army had smaller ground units and then there was a smaller group of flying units and finallly the big unique units, i flew one of them that was found in this new dimension for my big unque gundam was damaged too greatly in the last battle, we had an array of weapons to chose from, i switched between a straight sword and some kind of sword whip, then they charged through and it was a fierce epic battle, i beheaded every unit i could, we had defeated the bulk of their army but most of our army had taken a toll and we had lost theleader girl who looked like an angel in this battle, then after the enemies main army was destroyed theyre big huge uniques came through all badass style unexpectadly and said some sly lines like "oh, youve lasted this long have you?", then we began to battle with our swords n machineguns n shitt

then i woke up

lols

ok ok i had this weird ass dream last night and it started off as the first day of my senior year of high school and i was randomly walking into the wrong classrooms and stuff and the classes only lasted like 20 secs each and then the bell rang and it was time for us to leave and my dad was waiting for me in the truck outside and he took me randomly to an army base because the army was holding some kind of box lifting competition and they would put you on random teams based on how good at box lifting you were so my dad writes something on the side of this bible i cant remember what it was and he didnt really have to cuz there was a pen attached to it and it had the same thing he wrote on the bible on it and hes like "Tell this person this" and im like what.it doesnt say anything but a name and he just gets out the truck and randomly the army sets up these turrets and start shooting him up and im like NOOOOOO WTF DAAAAADDD and i get all sad and pissed and stuff for a while but then satros comes walkin out of one of the box lifting army tryouts buildings and im like YO STEVE WUTSUP and hes like hey man just tryin out and then we started walkin wherever satros was goin and then some army soldiers run out of a building and start shooting sat up and im like WTF NOT AGAAAAIIINNN FU ARMY DUDES FU and then they all disappear and im all pissed and gone crazy and then i pull out my phone to call my mom and tell her to come get me but my phone went gay and was like YOU MAY NOT CALL ANYONE OUTSIDE OF THE VERIZON NETWORK and i was like man fu so i tried to text her but then zodiac comes out of nowhere and is like KEYBOOSHAWN(thats what him and his friends call me sometimes and i spelled it like that so you could pronounce it right) GIMME YO PHONE REAL QUICK and he starts tryin to call his mom and it wouldnt let him and then he starts texting her and i was like ITS LETTING YOU TEXT!?!? so i looked at it and one of his messages said MAN MOM THEY GOT ASIANS ON TEAM NETHERLANDS IM MAD ABOUT THAT and i was like ohwell here keep texting i guess and thenn he walks off to take a shower..while texting his mom and im like WTF ARE YOU SERIOUS and i walk into the little bathroom next to the shower lookin for my phone but i notice his shadow with him holding it in the shower and im like WTF ARE YOU SERIOUS and after that i just run outside goin crazy..

and then i woke up lookin for my dad lolol pretty good dream havent had one in a while

AHAHAHHAHAAa dude that was fucking hilarious lololol i laughed so hard holy shittt

i never achieved my dreams of box lifting :(

ThuGG wrote:
and one of his messages said MAN MOM THEY GOT ASIANS ON TEAM NETHERLANDS IM MAD ABOUT THAT

this

sat: woah. epic o.O

thugg: so.. you were dreaming about satros and zodiak?  sick man. also homo.

lol kar NO HOMO

NO TOO LATE. YOUR HOMO.

nuh uh, hes got the 5 post limit to say no homo before it becomes officially homo just like the 5 sec rule k?

5 second rule is bull though. its actually like 3 days before its socially unacceptable to eat it.

Kar wrote:
5 second rule is bull though. its actually like 3 days before its socially unacceptable to eat it.

what world do you live in

bPORR wrote:
nuh uh, hes got the 5 post limit to say no homo before it becomes officially homo just like the 5 sec rule k?

good rule lol