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**OFFICIAL** Omegle Convos

this is epic lol

  1. go to http://omegle.com/ its a website where you talk to strangers lol
  2. be lulzy
  3. post your convo here
  4. ????
  5. Profit!

heres my trial run:

Stranger: hi
You: hey yall all
Stranger: how are you?
You: good
You: and you sir?
Stranger: you want me to be honest or nice?
You: honest
Stranger: unfortunately: horny.
You: you should skeet
Stranger: clean up's a bitch.
You: eat skeet repeat yamean nigga?
You: lol
Stranger: don't want to fry my comp with jizz.
You: yeah i hate when that happens
You: i have to buy a new computer atleast once a month
Stranger: so, in terms of porn, have you seen a girl called Tanner Mays?
You: no
Stranger: she does some hot stuff.
You: im into furries
You: with big furry dicks
Stranger: ugh.

protip: pretend to be someone your not, like a black guy, or a 12 year old azn

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: what up
You: nm
You: you
You: i had a long day
Stranger: oh same just drinkin you?
Stranger: same
Stranger: asl
You: same beer brat's
You: 26 M wi
Stranger: oh bud light
You: beast
You: wilwalkees best
Stranger: tastes like shit
Stranger: what your name

You: Osidius
You: wow
You: your fast
You: i drank my beer befor you
Stranger: wtf
You: huh
Stranger: i dnt get it
Stranger: so why you up so late..
You: what? are you about to call me an ass hole??
Stranger: no. your 26 you should no if i was callin you an asshole or not..
You: im the one asking the fucking Questions around here cowboy
Stranger: cowwwwwboy?!?!?
Stranger: what are you talking about?
You: do you you suck Dick? are you a peetr puffer i bet you can suck a gulf ball thru a gardon hose
You: huh what?
Stranger: you betcha
You: yeah i thought so
Stranger: how did you know?
You: couse the best part of you ran down the crack of yo mamas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress
Stranger: do you got pictures
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 'llo
You: hey
You: sup
Stranger: nothing much, playing Pokemon :x
You: what do you do for a living
Stranger: yourself?
Stranger: graphic design
You: hmmm
You: i build trains
Stranger: trains?
Stranger: like railroad trains?
You: bigger
Stranger: AWESOME
You: yeah i just eat alot of tofoo and fill the toilet with a big snake
Stranger: :/ anybody can do that
Stranger: hell i bet my grandpa can beatcha
You: not with bumper stickers
Stranger: hmmm
You: You will soon find yourself looking into a great lightjus before the train hits you.

You: thats old news
Stranger: Go to bed son :o im serial
You: killa
You: like ed gean
Stranger: like what?
You: ted bundy

haha nice ones wtf playing pokemon

Connecting to server
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Well aren't you going to say hi?
Stranger: where the fuck is all the females?!?!?
You: I have no clue bro.
Stranger: damn
You: I been searchin' like mad.
Stranger: i kno
Stranger: its been like 20 times
You: Talked to Lara, she was a stripper.
Stranger: no way
You: Then fuckin' brittany.
You: That bitch was crazy anyway.
Stranger: best i got was 16 yr old from the UK
Stranger: gay
Stranger: I want an American slut
You: Fuck ya bro.
Stranger: UK SUCKS
You: Pop that fuckin' colla and get out there.
Stranger: you guys have bad teeth
You: I'm not from UK nig
Stranger: nigglet
You: Detroit where it at
Stranger: East Lansing nigga
Stranger: straight up
Stranger: go right through for MSU
You: Shit man. I'm just dicking around with you. I'm actually white as can be.
Stranger: same
You: CRACKA
Stranger: but i'm really in EL
You: Got yya bithc!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hello?
Stranger: democrat or republican?
You: Uhh DEATH TO AMERICA!!!
Stranger: you're an asshole!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
Stranger: What's up.
Stranger: Jenkins
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey girl
Stranger: yo
You: hi
You: how are you
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u?
You: my bf left me for a black guy
Stranger: right
Stranger: well
Stranger: that sucks
You: yeah i think hes gay
Stranger: and is weird
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i was just connecting that
Stranger: im a little slow today
You: yeah me too i lost my leggs in a drinking acedent
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
You: yeah
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wow wtf was that?
You: theres a story behind it
Stranger: ok
You: dont care
Stranger: wot?
You: he likes it ruff
Stranger: right
You: what do you like
Stranger: STRANGER DANGER!
Stranger: lolz
You: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hi
Stranger: I'm looking for someone.
You: Oh, who? Perhaps I can help you find them
Stranger: Someone with the username 'Stranger'.
You: Ah.. well I've seen many 'Stranger's today, so I believe it'll be a bit hard
Stranger: That's a real pity.
You: Yeah
Stranger: So
Stranger: What to do then
You: Hm..
You: Well, I'm watching hot asian porn
Stranger: And chatting with an unknown stranger. What a turn on.
You: Yep
You: Except, I find that all strangers and rather unknown, so you can't really describe any one stranger as unknown
You: In fact, you might say all is unknown Like Mudkips, which I am currently masturbating to at the moment they're so hawt, and blue
Stranger: Imagine this.
Stranger: Every morning
Stranger: at the same time
Stranger: You take the train to the exact same city
Stranger: Someone else takes the same train.
Stranger: He or she is a strange
Stranger: r
Stranger: Yet not unknown to you
You: That is true in ways
You: But, wouldn't you say, while that person is a stranger you've seen before, you know nothing about that person, except that he or she takes the same route as you to where he or she needs to go
You: almost everything else about that stranger is unknown. Have I mentioned anime porn is hot?
Stranger: Yet that single fact is not unknown to you.
You: Still, I find single facts rather boring, and meaningless, and while there is still not yet known to you, that thing or person is still unknown
You: so its really a matter of perspective, like some people say pikachu is ugly, but he's rather smexy, don't you think?
Stranger: Single facts may be boring. Yet you will only know single facts about someone.
Stranger: But in a total, it sketches a total view of someone
Stranger: I need to get going.
You: Alright, Bye.
Stranger: Goodbye!

Connecting to server
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Apparent BFF?
You: LULZ OMFG WUT
You: yes
Stranger: lmao gder
You: sup
Stranger: who are you
You: do u like yu-gi-oh?
Stranger: no, it's fucking gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LULZ OMFG WUT
bpor lol

Stranger: hi,i am china ,boy,in guanzhou,and you?
You: hai
You: i am bees
You: in amaerica
Stranger: this is my QQ:945304316
You: ????
You: ahmg
Stranger: how old are you?
You: -6 and a plum
Stranger: and you are girl?
Stranger: liguanfu2007@163.com
Stranger: we can contact with e-mail

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: HI!
You: whats up
You: me i just got done riding horse
Stranger: fine, thanks. you?
You: ? ok
You: above
Stranger: really?
Stranger: what kind of a horse?
You: a quorter horse
Stranger: or under?
You: youre good
Stranger: ok.
You: what do you do for fun
Stranger: no, i'm  naughty.
You: ohh realy like under the sheets
Stranger: all kinds of things.
You: i can see that
Stranger: you ride a horse?
Stranger: under the sheets?
You: no i ride hot chicks
You: under the sheets
You: no afence
Stranger: ouu, okay ;)
You: asl
You: i can tell you a hot female species
Stranger: what does asl mean?
You: age sex location?
Stranger: ok, tell.
You: ok
Stranger: 17
You: you a hot girl who sits on the computer looking for fat guys to talk to___
You: ???
You: its a question
Stranger: yeah.. or waiting for that one special one talk to me but he doesn't..
You: oh realy is he gay or just a tree hugger
Stranger: i was.
Stranger: probably gay >.<
You: wer you joing to ask me out
Stranger: what about you?
You: yeah
Stranger: yeah.
You:  i will
You: i do crazzy thing s in bed
Stranger: thanks.
You: i like huge pillows
Stranger: me too.
You: do you i do too
Stranger: and hube blankets.
Stranger: *g
You: wow i love to pack yopu and see the curtins
Stranger: good.
You: look out your window???
Stranger: o really?
You: i like that outfit your whereing
Stranger: it's dark in there.
You: i know
You: can you see me
Stranger: what do you look like?
You: hey i canb see your pretty hair
Stranger: no.
Stranger: i can't, it's too dark.
You: i see you
You: shhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: well it is pretty i just washed it.
Stranger: shhh to yourself.
You: hey whats that in the corner
Stranger: well, it's a chair.
Stranger: or a cat.
You: i see a chair
You: can you sit in it for me?
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: i'll sit on it.
You: in it how bid is it
You: BIG
Stranger: well it it really bigg.
Stranger: big :D
You: like my hang down
Stranger: ok.
Stranger: yeah.
You: your crazzy
Stranger: no you are.

Connecting to server
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hai
You: swup
Stranger: where are all the crazy people?
Stranger: Im ok
You: im one
Stranger: 'aight
Stranger: where you from?
You: where are all the hot female spieciese]\
Stranger: umm, was that question or answer?
You: both?????
You: what are you??
Stranger: I'm Jesus
Stranger: bye
You: haill
Stranger: bless you my child

Connecting to server
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: tje'ojkz'iojzbhhigsug
Stranger: howre you?
You: ;gdio;gsusgadrh
Stranger: fahsifoajs
You: SAY WHAT ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME
You: I DARE YOU
Stranger: what
You: I DOUBLE DARE YA MUTHA FUCKA SAY WHAT ONE MORE TIME
You: WHAT COUNTRY YOU FROM?
Stranger: what!
Stranger: us
You: WHAT AINT NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF
You: THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT
Stranger: USA
You: ENGLISH MUTHA FUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT

haha epic pulp fictioness

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi I'm James
You: hi im megan
Stranger: hey megan, where are you from?
You: sygnis SR
Stranger: wow I like to think I'm pretty good at Geography but I've never heard of that, where is it?
You: Sygnis is a small town in the rockys
Stranger: oh right OK so you're over the pond from me then :)
Stranger: I'm from England
Stranger: what's Sygnis like?
You: ohh ic
You: its a mortal place
Stranger: a mortal place?
You: filled with hope a dreams for those less fortunet
Stranger: oh wow, it sounds great
Stranger: :)
You: it is
Stranger: so how old are you
Stranger: ?
You: i want to be a god some day
Stranger: are you on a wind up?
Stranger: it's sort of not working if you are
You: no im just fine its this storm in the west that is cousing my malfuntion
Stranger: I'm out

lmao, i met a guy on there a while ago, i have him on facebook now =D do i win?

no only if you tell him to sign up here and start posting

=( fiiine. i'll try.

You: hey sup
Stranger: not much just chilaxing you know having a break lol
You: ya i know what u mean
You: i relaxing too
You: just stopped pleasing my bitch
Stranger: oh snap! what kind of dog do you have?
You: black lab mang!
You: bitch almost bit my dick off
Stranger: fiesty dog you have there sir
You: yes ma,am i do, shes a fighter
You: i like it though