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**OFFICIAL** JERSEY SHORE THREAD

*JERSEY SHORE*

Okay so obviously Jersey Shore from MTV is the biggest thing to hit television since the television was invented. And with the 3rd season coming up, I thought it was about time for this masterpiece of a series to have it's own thread.
Now, because I find it necessary, I will cover the first two seasons as well as updating the status of the newest season which the first episode of season three on Thursday January 6th, 2011. You can also view full episodes of Season One and Season Two on the MTV website.

Cast in order of freshest: Paul "Pauly D" DelVecchio (silly crazy guy), Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino (made of thick sauce no homo), Vinny "Vinny" Guadagnino (chill sensitive bro), Jenni "JWoww" Farley (big boobied girl who can punch), Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi (short and ditsy), Ronnie "Ronnie" Ortiz-Magro (ignant muscle bro), Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola (annoying crying bitch), Angelina "Angelina" Pivarnick ("I'm 12 years old and what is this").

New girl of season three: Deena "Dee" Nicole Cortese (:knight:)

Wikipedia wrote:
Cortese, who has joined the cast for season 3, is a longtime friend of Polizzi. She describes herself as "class in a glass and party in a body." She had originally auditioned for season 1 but was rejected.


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I'm the closest thing WaR has to a guido.

I feel this thread needs to be mentioned: http://TheWarClan.com/index.php?topic=2734.msg34371#msg34371
I wonder where that guy went anyway? :troll: :troll: :troll: :troll:

EDIT: Also, that's the first appearance of the wild boars WaR meme.

EDIT 2: Also also, I still have to make my "How to be CJ_Guns/a guido" thread.  :fuckyea:

wow ambalamps, you sure put a lot of effort into this thread.. o.O

Knıght wrote:
wow ambalamps, you sure put a lot of effort into this thread.. o.O

lmao aw. kyle. <3.

Kar wrote:
lmao aw. kyle. <3.

Satros wrote:

Knıght wrote:
wow ambalamps, you sure put a lot of effort into this thread.. o.O

Satros wrote:

Kar wrote:
lmao aw. kyle. <3.

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NEW EPISODE TONIGHT

WILL RONNIE AND SAMMIE BREAK-UP/GET BACK TOGETHER!?
WILL THE SITUATION TRY TO HOOK UP WITH A GIRL!?
WILL DINNER BE RUINED!?
WILL THERE BE FIST PUMPING AND GTLING?
WILL THERE BE SOME FORM OF CONFLICT/DRAMA/FIGHT?

FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF; JERSEY SHORE 3

Fuckin Sam's gonna get knocked out.

Also..

my fav quote of the night was by sammie.
IM HERE..AND IM STAYING


Satros wrote:

:troll:

*YOU MAD?*

i watched bits of it !!  so am aware of the new character. =D she seems nice i guess. idk. lol.

Satros wrote:

:megusta: :megusta: :megusta: :megusta:.. :megusta:

GIFs incoming:

I lol'd at how she kicked her foot out when she punched him.

AmbulanceParty wrote:

RAAAAAAAAHHHHH

:lolface:

AmbulanceParty wrote:

lmao this ones my favourite. i <3 him. XD plus hes really cute loll =P

There's also a television ad.
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