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OFFICIAL epic fail

So basically I failed epiclly this morning I was carrying 6 registers into the cash office to count them. I set them on the back counter 5 mins later I hear something slipping off and then it crashed. Two registers full of change fell off and change was spilled everywhere mad rolls of change broke open and everything was fucked up EPIC FAIL

i thout cash registers wer hard to open

No the drawers.. lol
no the .. actuall .. register.. Make sense?

Draw a diagram.

ooh one time, when i worked at the retirement home, there was this tray full of plates with pieces of cake on them, and my boss was like 'the cake is stale, can you throw them out?' but instead of scraping the plates (the good, re-usable, expensive plates), i just sorta dropped the whole tray into the garbage. >_< then like 5 seconds later i was like 'OHSHITOOPS' it was pretty fail.

bPORR wrote:
So basically I failed epiclly this morning I was carrying 6 registers into the cash office to count them. I set them on the back counter 5 mins later I hear something slipping off and then it crashed. Two registers full of change fell off and change was spilled everywhere mad rolls of change broke open and everything was fucked up EPIC FAIL

Geez dude u do deserve a slap on the wrist

bPORR wrote:
I was carrying 6 registers into the cash office to count them

Why would you need to count them? You obviously knew there were 6.

he probably means count the money.

or maybe he wasnt paying attention in math.  grade 1 math..

yeah jedi's just being fucking  :jamieh: like normal of course there were 6 drawers lol but all teh moneys were mixed together and it was a phail

i like counting money =P counting out the money is my favourite part of work XD

..im not allowed to anymore though.. apparently im not good at counting.. >.>

Kar wrote:
..im not allowed to anymore though.. apparently im not good at counting.. >.>

this.

my boss thinks i have downs one time.. i ACCIDENTALLY left all the money laying on the counter-top all night.. instead of in the safe X___x

he said he was gonna get me a sandwhich board and make me wear it cause its what i'd be best at =(

Kar wrote:
he said he was gonna get me a sandwhich board and make me wear it cause its what i'd be best at =(

very smart guy

my boss: "you can dance around and sing and talk to yourself. thats pretty much all you do in here anyway right? may as well attract some customers"

HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT. IM NOT MAKING THAT UP. T____T

Ive never held more than 130 dollars in my hand.
=/

o.o wow. you should try prostitution.

I don't like aids!
:D

yeah take the advice from KAR (the one who's confined to limp dick island)

static: aids? you get used to them

bporr: LIMP DICK ISLAND IS THERE THE PARTY IS AT.

there the party is at? lol wut

shhhh. >____<