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NUKES!!!!!! EVERYWHERE!!!! NUKES!!!!!!!! We got bombed!!!!! :'(

Really? where do you live

Okay so.. we got china france india isreal pakastain russia the UK and US

with nukes

we got about 20 million more than anybody else but whatever

No, Russia has us pwned in nukes.big time but thats not the point if one nuke is fired and other country's nuke sensors pick it upmore then likely other countrys will fire their nukes.

Doesn't really matter who pwns who in nukes. We have enough to make Earth a nice sterile floating rock several times over, assuming that our anti-missile defense system doesn't work like it should, which it probably won't.

Hok so here is the earth
s'chillin.. damn!, that is a sweet earth you might say.. ROUND!

alright ruling out the ice caps melting meteor becoming crashed into us
the ozone layer leaving and the sun exploding
we are definitely going to blow ourselves up

hok so basically we've got
China France India Israel Pakistan Russia the UK and US with nukes
we've got about 26 hundred more than anybody else.. whatever hanyway
one day we decides those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down.

So we launch a nuke at china
while its on its way china is like
"shit shit who the fuck is shooting us oh well, fire missiles"

Then France is like
"Shit guys, we got the missiles are coming, fire our shit
but i am le tired.. well have a nap, then fire ze missiles."

Meanwhile Australia is down there like 'WTF^^ mates'
India Israel and Pakistan launch their shit

So now we've got missiles flying everywhere passing each other.

Russia's like "AHH motherland"

Then England is like
"Its about that time eh chaps. Right o"

So now the us is like "fuck we're dumb asses"
Canada is like 'whats going on EH?'
Australia is still like "WTF ^^"
mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like 'well fuck that'

so now we've got nuclear winter
everyone's is dead except Australia

And they're still like 'WTF'
But they'll be dead soon. fuckin kangaroos

But. assuming we don.t blow ourselves up
Us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the United States
To go hang with Hawaii
Alaska can come too

And that's what i have to say about nukes

Thats from that flash animation on ebaum's world.

no duh, don't you think I would've known that when I posted?



Sisters fo sho

o well i was playing a game and i got nuked so i just started screaming NUKES!!!