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i met a kitten tonight =o

OKAY SO, its like 330am, and i was just walking home, verrryyyyyy hiighhh when all of a sudden! i notice theres a kitten following me!! YEAH!! so i crouch down on the sidewalk and he/she (?) comes up to me and is rubbing against me and its really cute, it doesnt have a collar or anything though. i start to keep walking, and it keeps following me, so i pick it up and carry it for a while cause the sidewalk was ending (and he kept walking out into the road !) , he started getting kinda squirmy but he was nice about it so i put him down, i then picked him up again later but yeah he followed me!!

OH at one point, he was in the ditch, and you know the holes in the ditches, connecting them to the next ditch? well he went into it

kay actually this story will have to BE CONTINUED on a rain check BECAUSE ma noodles are ready and ive had crazy munchies for like, the entire night. OH AND I DID IT WRONG >___O tonight someone was saying how if you add an egg to instant noodles it makes it soo much better, so i was like oh am gonna try that. so i cooked the noodles, drained the water, turned off the stove, cracked the egg waiiiit now theres a raw egg in my noodles GODDAMNIT ALL i was supposed to cook them with the egg. so i put the noodles back into the pot with the egg and cooked them, so now its all good. and im sooo hungry o.O

so um. cat story later.

finish the story pls, i was actually interested.. :rage:

I god damnit kar'd before I even read the post (read the title only)

brool

Storytime?

WTF when is storytime gonna happen???????/ :rage:

OH WAIT, INTERUPTING THAT STORY WITH A NEW STORY. (then i promise i'll finish the cat story !! thanks for being so patient murd =] <3)

okay, so, all the cords at my computer are all tangled up . and by that i think actually just mean the headphones and the microphone, cause i dont see any other sort of appliances with cords here okay well, they both seem to have very long cords and theyre all a big mess tangled together.

SO, im sitting here, im pretty high, and im like, hey, i have nothing else to do, mayb eit would be fun to untangle these cords.

so im untangling them , thinking that theres a whole bunch of cords, and im trying to follow this one that looks slightly different, its a little bit bigger; its the headphone cord. so im following it through all these loops and more loops and wahtnot and all sorts of stuff, up and over and it was a tangly  mess, really, but it worked. i mean, no it didnt work, cause kay after a while, i came across what i THOUGHT was the end of the headphone cord because it looked similar, it was bigger than the other cords too. so im like 'oh good, finally' so im pulling it through, BUT THEN

i realize that itsNOT the same cord, its just LOOKS THE SAME. like in how dungeons and dragons the evil thing whatever it was made clones of me o_O and nobody knew which one was the real me and i died >.O so, it was the same thing, like a clone of this cord to trick us maybe? PERHAPS so we continued, keeping an eye out for this thing, keeping close track of the right cord.

i havent finished untangling anything yet cause.. i dont remember why i stopped actually, but i should probably continue that now .

OH at one point, he was in the ditch, and you know the holes in the ditches, connecting them to the next ditch? well he went into it

and i was like 'OHSHITWTF WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT! CAT! NNOOOOO' cause like what is even in those things?? would he get stuck, would he drown, would he get eaten by a bear/raccoon? whatever lives in the sewer, cause she was a small kitten thing , (SPOILERmy mom doesnt think it was a kitten, [out of the wall], she thinks its an adult cat.) ANYWAY, so im like 'fuckk i dont know what to do'

so i go into the ditch, and im kneeling to try to look into the hole that he climbed into but its dark, and im calling her and takling to her and trying to shine my phone-light in to see if i could see her but i couldnt..

then i looked up, and up jumped the cat from the other side to the driveway that connected both the ditches.  >____O i told her i was worried sick and we had to continue walking on the side of the road becaues we were almost home, and when she started trying to cross the street is when i just picked her up and carried her cause we were only like a block away.

so we're a couple houses away from my house and im like 'hmmm.. fuck, i should.. um.. i dont know what to do with her ! i cant take her downstairs cause we have a sick dog downstairs who hates other animals, and i cant have her upstairs because i dont even know if she'd get along with spot, i dont think hes ever met a cat before o.O plus my mom is scared of/doesnt like cats. i come up to the front door, shes talking to me through the screen door im like 'mom can i come in?im holding a cat' and shes like ' no no, just stay there' and i mlike 'no no its fine, shes nice' but she wouldnt come near it. <.< 

so i was like fine, i'll go in the back door, so we go to the back yard and my mom comes outside and she says the cat cant come in, and i say i dont know what to do with it, and shes like 'well some people let their cats wander around because they know their way home and always come back' and i was like 'oh' so she said i had to leave it outside and it would go home =/

.. BUT THEN, when we go inside the house, the front door is still open (except for the screen door ) and GUESS WHO is on our front step looking in!! yes .the cat. ! awwww O_<<<< but my mom STILL wouldnt let her in >.O

the next morning, i was at work but apparently my dad found the cat still in our front yard, so he found a tattoo in his ear, called the humane society, they called the people, the people came and picked her up, so now shes home.

i missed all this. thye didnt even tell us her name. o.O

anyway, the end.

Thank you.. you succesfully wasted about 5 minutes of my time with this amazin story
God damn it kar

Sadface, you should have kept the cat, and then taught it how to fly, then you could be like "KITTIE LEARNED FLY!!!@!@!!"

STATIC: err.. so.. good? bad? what? i have no idea what you mean. o.O

MURD: LMAO kay next time

A litter of kittens will actually bounce if thrown out of a moving vehicle.

Wow, notttt cool at alll

MurD wrote:
Sadface, you should have kept the cat, and then taught it how to fly, then you could be like "KITTIE LEARNED FLY!!!@!@!!"

I'll have you know, that I can fly already :)

Kitellia wrote:

MurD wrote:
Sadface, you should have kept the cat, and then taught it how to fly, then you could be like "KITTIE LEARNED FLY!!!@!@!!"

I'll have you know, that I can fly already :)

YAY!!!!  I think my brain melted.

mad dawg`?