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how to properly beat a womans

how 2 beat a womans propery

@@@@@HOW 2 PROPERLY BEAT A WOMANS GIDE@@@@

INTRO:sumtims ur womans dont listen. sumtims u ned 2 whip out ur pimp hand.
i wil b teaching u da expert technics str8 from wat i saw my father do 2 my mommy.

WEN DESE TECHNICS SHULD B USED:u no dose times wen ur watching nick jr n u want a sandwitch?u yell 2 ur womans MAKE ME A SANDWITCH
but den she lik omg do it ur self pls. den ur lik wat did u say. dis is wen u use dese technics.

also if u get 500 points u get 2 join da kkk. da kool kids klub is da club 4 only da cooliest of ppl.

backhand:vry simpl. u jus tak ur backhand and swing it 2 her face.remembr da redder the mark the mor points u get. i currently has 19847 points.

double backhand:u do da sam as abov but u use ur palm for another hit causing a 2 hit combo.

triple backhand:this tim u do both methods from abov but finish it wit another backhand. dis wil easily rack 50+ points.

triple backhand deluxe: dis is da sam method from abov but u finish it with a nipple twister.@@@NOTE: DIS MUST ONLY B USED ON THURSDAYS@@@

omg fatbox she stil wont mak me sandwitch wat do i do. dis is wen u dish out da big boy moves.
@@@WARNING I REPEAT WARNING:DIS HAS NOT BEEN TESTED ON HAMSTERS. USE WIT CAUTION@@@

lock her in a cage: find any cage and keep her in der until she lrns her lesson and stops being lazy. god

pupy dog eyes: u tak a puppy and rip out its eyes and show dem 2 her. she cant resist the pupy dog eyes. dont wory about da pupy dey grow bak

lay the smackdown: do dis only if u smel wat da rock is cooking

nippl twistr:mak sur u grab w/ ur left hand and turn slowly @ a 46 degree angl 2 da right

tantrum:dis 1 wil work 99.99567% of da tim. u just start cry and jump and throw dings and rip stuf and scream loud enuf 4 naybers 2 hear. almos nvr fales.

saying pls:lol yea rite. -7000 points if u do dis

Q & A

q:wat if dis gide don work
a:den u go home and cry and tel ur mom 2 mak u a sandwitch. and ur lying my gide nvr fale.

q:can i pm u for help
a:yes u can. jk i wont answer u. srsly

q:has will smith ever used dis gide
a:yup

q:omg how do i beat lvl 3
a:press up up down down lef rite lef rite b a

q:my womans dont move or air anymor
a:+5000 points welcom 2 da kkk

q: wat do u want 2 b wen u grow up
a: alive

q:my mom gave me a timeout wen i used dis on her
a:

CONCLUSION: aftr dis gide u wil no how 2 properly treat womans. dese wer lerned from my dad so i no dis r correct. 4 extra points mak sur u always birp da loudest u can at all times posible.

OR all this back fires

n they like abuse like that.

Staticgirl wrote:
how 2 beat a womans propery

@@@@@HOW 2 PROPERLY BEAT A WOMANS GIDE@@@@

INTRO:sumtims ur womans dont listen. sumtims u ned 2 whip out ur pimp hand.
i wil b teaching u da expert technics str8 from wat i saw my father do 2 my mommy.

WEN DESE TECHNICS SHULD B USED:u no dose times wen ur watching nick jr n u want a sandwitch?u yell 2 ur womans MAKE ME A SANDWITCH
but den she lik omg do it ur self pls. den ur lik wat did u say. dis is wen u use dese technics.

also if u get 500 points u get 2 join da kkk. da kool kids klub is da club 4 only da cooliest of ppl.

backhand:vry simpl. u jus tak ur backhand and swing it 2 her face.remembr da redder the mark the mor points u get. i currently has 19847 points.

double backhand:u do da sam as abov but u use ur palm for another hit causing a 2 hit combo.

triple backhand:this tim u do both methods from abov but finish it wit another backhand. dis wil easily rack 50+ points.

triple backhand deluxe: dis is da sam method from abov but u finish it with a nipple twister.@@@NOTE: DIS MUST ONLY B USED ON THURSDAYS@@@

omg fatbox she stil wont mak me sandwitch wat do i do. dis is wen u dish out da big boy moves.
@@@WARNING I REPEAT WARNING:DIS HAS NOT BEEN TESTED ON HAMSTERS. USE WIT CAUTION@@@

lock her in a cage: find any cage and keep her in der until she lrns her lesson and stops being lazy. god

pupy dog eyes: u tak a puppy and rip out its eyes and show dem 2 her. she cant resist the pupy dog eyes. dont wory about da pupy dey grow bak

lay the smackdown: do dis only if u smel wat da rock is cooking

nippl twistr:mak sur u grab w/ ur left hand and turn slowly @ a 46 degree angl 2 da right

tantrum:dis 1 wil work 99.99567% of da tim. u just start cry and jump and throw dings and rip stuf and scream loud enuf 4 naybers 2 hear. almos nvr fales.

saying pls:lol yea rite. -7000 points if u do dis

Q & A

q:wat if dis gide don work
a:den u go home and cry and tel ur mom 2 mak u a sandwitch. and ur lying my gide nvr fale.

q:can i pm u for help
a:yes u can. jk i wont answer u. srsly

q:has will smith ever used dis gide
a:yup

q:omg how do i beat lvl 3
a:press up up down down lef rite lef rite b a

q:my womans dont move or air anymor
a:+5000 points welcom 2 da kkk

q: wat do u want 2 b wen u grow up
a: alive

q:my mom gave me a timeout wen i used dis on her
a:

CONCLUSION: aftr dis gide u wil no how 2 properly treat womans. dese wer lerned from my dad so i no dis r correct. 4 extra points mak sur u always birp da loudest u can at all times posible.

OR all this back fires

n they like abuse like that.

shouldnt you be in the kitchen instead of writing that post?

Nope I singles

not my place :]

"pupy dog eyes: u tak a puppy and rip out its eyes and show dem 2 her. she cant resist the pupy dog eyes. dont wory about da pupy dey grow bak"

i did dat, but dey no gro back so i put rocks in dere.

amidoinitrite?