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Happily married couple joke

Before marriage:
He: "Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait."
She: "Do you want me to leave?"
He: "NO! Don't even think about it."
She: "Do you love me?"
He: "Of course!"
She: "Have you ever cheated on me?"
He: "NO! Why you even asking?"
She: "Will you kiss me?"
He: "Yes!"
She: "Will you hit me?"
He: "No way! I'm not that kind of person!"
She: "Can I trust you?"
He: Oh god!
After marriage:
Read it all again, only from bottom to top.

funny funny lolol

SaDosi wrote:
Before marriage:
He: "Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait."
She: "Do you want me to leave?"
He: "NO! Don't even think about it."
She: "Do you love me?"
He: "Of course!"
She: "Have you ever cheated on me?"
He: "NO! Why you even asking?"
She: "Will you kiss me?"
He: "Yes!"
She: "Will you hit me?"
He: "No way! I'm not that kind of person!"
She: "Can I trust you?"
He: Oh god!
After marriage:
Read it all again, only from bottom to top.

funny funny lolol

lol talk about being old

oh thats old? whoops

i luled

Ok i got one: Q:What do you do when you find your wife straggling in the back yard?
A:Shoot her again.

hahaha.. eeh..

not funny

Staticgirl wrote:
hahaha.. eeh..

not funny

But your face is

FYALZodiacWAR wrote:
But your face is

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