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Hacker Or No Hacker?

haha sats busted > Thursday, March 29, 2007

National News

Satros The Hacker Strikes Again

For the 12th time in 5 weeks, the US Government's computers have been broken into. All 12 attacks happened to different systems and servers within the government. What sets these attacks apart is the evidence left behind. "We do know that the hacker goes by the alias, Steve(The hackers true name). And, each attack has disrupted service for an average of 5 hours. This has added up to a total loss of nearly 18 million dollars due to system repairs and upgrades." Said Dr. Richard Marciniak, lead technical engineer for the US Government.
The attacks are far from average. The hacker logs into the system and plants a virus. The virus then spreads across the system, altering every file very slightly. These changes can throw off huge calculations in government funds, allocated resources and many more critical areas of the government.
Government officials are looking into the hacker alias, Dr. Richard Marciniak and I are getting close to finding the origins of the attacks.
The hacker is facing an estimated 70 years in prison and enormous fines.

Article by: Mark Tolergon

LIES U TOOK OUT THE KITTIE THE HACKER part and put in SATROS RACIST

Sat What are you talking about

hmmm who do i believe lol?

well kittie is known for teh h4xxing.

suuurrreee BUT WE ALL KNOW WHAT SAT IS ABLE TO DO SO IM THE HAXXOR I WOULDNT LIE ABOUT STUFF LIKE THIS

I think I believe Kittie on this.sorry Sat.

The only thing left for you to do is to one up Mr. Braggins.

Me- "Hey Mr. Braggins, I have Carrara 5!"
Mt. Brag- "well, for our purposes 2 is good-"
Sat- "Well, I can hack the Pentagon!"
Mt. ".." explodes at Brandon

lmao MT

may i have the link as to were this news report was written?And if you guys are just playing around,dont make fun of me because im gullable lol.

we are lolol

sattt what are u talking about? this is real dont go play you "innocent act"

do i feel a poll coming!?!? whispers KITTIE H4XXXXXXXX

..damn it sat, NO COOKIES FOR YOU. gives kittie tuna

I'm so telling your mother!

DONT TELL MOOKIES

AND DONT FEED MY SERVANT, SHE BITES

Your servant? isnt she more of a slave since she doesnt get paid money and stat! can i have a cookie?

WTF

no mine

but not really

she jsuts pretends to be my mom so we can confuse everyone