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Funny Jokes

lol today i heard some funny jokes. Please Don't be offended because they are a little racist

First one :

There is a little Mexican boy in the kitchen with his mom, so the boy puts some white powder on his face
and says, Look mommy I'm white!! so the mom slaps him and tell him to go show his dad. So the little boy goes to his dad and saying, Look daddy I'm white! so the dad slaps him and says go show your grandmother!!
So later the boy goes to his grandmother and says look grandma I'm white!! So the grandmother slaps him and says go show your mother that! so the boy finally returns to his mom. The mom says " what did you learn?"
and the boy says " I'v only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate you Mexicans! "

Second one :

Question : why Don't you put your hand in a bowl of jelly beans?

Anwser : The black ones will steal your watch

plz dont get offended, they are only jokes

Racists!

RAcists!!
haha but sitll funny

lol! those are terrible. i mean, the first one was kinda funny, but still, it was racist and mean and stuff.

well didnt he say "these are sorta rasist" at the begining ? so dont say stuff like "it was racist"

yeah i warned u guys thanks kitty

RACISMIS FOR THE BIRDS.

lol xD OMG BIRD RACISUM

DAMN YOU PEOPLE HATERS

yup.. although what type of ppl? humans?

Whatever goes through with your fancy. =P