lol today i heard some funny jokes. Please Don't be offended because they are a little racist
First one :
There is a little Mexican boy in the kitchen with his mom, so the boy puts some white powder on his face
and says, Look mommy I'm white!! so the mom slaps him and tell him to go show his dad. So the little boy goes to his dad and saying, Look daddy I'm white! so the dad slaps him and says go show your grandmother!!
So later the boy goes to his grandmother and says look grandma I'm white!! So the grandmother slaps him and says go show your mother that! so the boy finally returns to his mom. The mom says " what did you learn?"
and the boy says " I'v only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate you Mexicans! "
Second one :
Question : why Don't you put your hand in a bowl of jelly beans?
Anwser : The black ones will steal your watch
plz dont get offended, they are only jokes