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Facial Hair Advice Thread

What this thread is for.

  1. Asking questions about facial hair.
  2. Learning how to grow better facial hair.
  3. Advice
  4. Pictures of epic facial hair.
  5. Philosophy behind facial hair.

:datass:  Do it.  :datass:

if i somehow managed to get my facial hair tangled in with my pubic hair.how would i go about getting myself out of that situation

Grab the beard as close to where it is tangled as possible, then rip it real hard. You'll lose a fat chunk of beard, but it's better than having pube-beard orgy. Plus, it always grows back.  :troll:

Fact or Fiction:

Shaving facial hair everyday grows facial hair faster than letting it grow enough to look good then shaving it?

Ok, so do you need an electric razor to properly manscape once it grows to a manly level? I only have disposible razors but I was thinking of investing in an electric trimmer to better my manscape.

AmbulanceParty wrote:
Fact or Fiction:

Shaving facial hair everyday grows facial hair faster than letting it grow enough to look good then shaving it?

Neither frequency nor timing of shaving causes facial hair to grow faster. The speed is basically genetic. If you want to grow it out, just go for it, and trim it when it has grown out quite a bit. You gotta find out what you're working with, and the only way to do that is to let it just grow.

Satros wrote:
Ok, so do you need an electric razor to properly manscape once it grows to a manly level? I only have disposible razors but I was thinking of investing in an electric trimmer to better my manscape.

An electric beard trimmer is a necessity when manscaping time comes. If you're going to shave around the edges (like, above your defined cheek line or on your neck) you can either use an electric razor or a normal razor, just trim it down as short as possible before shaving it. Ideally, if you have time to devote to it, the best way to shave is with a sharp-as-hell single blade safety razor. However, unless you know exactly what you're doing, you're going to rape your face the first few (or first several) times. If you want to really make it look damn good, go over the whole beard with the electric trimmer, then get any of the rough edges with scissors.

what about the balls?

Update: I just put beard conditioner in my beard for the first time ever.

Ask questions about what it was like.  :(:3):

This stuff right here is goin in my beard.

There's a fucking pirate skull on the bottle with a fucking blue beard. Like, the most legit thing I've ever seen.  :datass:

The wrote:
what about the balls?

Foo we need cjguns to start a official pubes advice thread

TheFinisher wrote:
An electric beard trimmer is a necessity when manscaping time comes. If you're going to shave around the edges (like, above your defined cheek line or on your neck) you can either use an electric razor or a normal razor, just trim it down as short as possible before shaving it. Ideally, if you have time to devote to it, the best way to shave is with a sharp-as-hell single blade safety razor. However, unless you know exactly what you're doing, you're going to rape your face the first few (or first several) times. If you want to really make it look damn good, go over the whole beard with the electric trimmer, then get any of the rough edges with scissors.

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i had no idea you guys gave this much thought to your beards, i definitely didnt know you 'manscaped' it o.O

God Damnit Kar!

Keep your female girly blabber out off this pure 100% manly thread.

LOL. well excuse me for being a GIRL. >_<

makes the thread just a little bit more FEMININE before leaving

Girls always ruin manly things, just take a look at Gears of War 3 or the new Ice Road Truckers.

And to quote Jack Passion (two-time world beard champion) "A woman who doesn't like facial hair probably doesn't care about you or what you want. Her friends probably suck, she probably listens to horrible music, and she probably can't cook."  :bank:

TheFinisher wrote:
And to quote Jack Passion (two-time world beard champion) "A woman who doesn't like facial hair probably doesn't care about you or what you want. Her friends probably suck, she probably listens to horrible music, and she probably can't cook."  :bank:

SRSLY. ?!?

Yes, seriously.

Pic extremely related.  :datass:

O_O

i like finishers beard cause it matches his hair and all balances out and he can def pull it off. but in general i dont like big beards/mustaches and THIS guy his hair is short !! idk is that your aspiration? XD

ohhh actually i used to like this guy who had a beard we called him jesus cause he freaking LOOKED LIKE JESUS, he was tall and he had long dark hair and this matching long beard.. well not just that, plus all of him in general. lol. but the jesus thing was the only reason he could pull of the long beard thing i think..

but ya. THAT GUY (in the picture) = WAY TOO MUCH BEARD. =P

just the way his beard looks at the camera ohh8isdybisdab;sdasaoufso;uadsohd397897345[asndsjsn';3r[89rjrskabsiprur

Pro-tip. Cut down extra long, scraggly beard hairs with scissors or something. If you pull them out too much, it can eventually lead to follicle death and that hair won't grow anymore.

"For your health."

Problem?