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Double D-Day


So there we were(me and my roommates) ready to tackle the greatest challenge of all time eating a DoubleDown. It was a short stroll from where we live because there is at least 2 KFCs to a square mile in Philadelphia. As we walked in were we shown more light on this sandwich by the giant cardboard cutout that explain the combo and sandwich only prices to us and after waiting 10 minutes in line we soon were able to order form our wonderful cashier Mareshah.

We then were informed that our orders would take 5-10 minutes to be ready because they needed to cook some more chicken and we proceeded to enjoy the Dr. Pepper on tap at the drink fountain. After what seemed hours our orders were ready and we headed to the nearest table to enjoy our feast. I began to remove each component from the bag with jeweler's like precision and arranged my meal in the correct placement for proper consumption.

I was first worried about the 'caution hot' label on the sandwich wrapping but it was quickly ignored.

I take the plunge first due to my roommates insisting on eating their potato wedges first and the taste of cheesy greasy chicken overwhelms my taste buds, then the scalding hot grease proceeds to destroy the front of my tongue. After a few more small bites then sandwich begins to fall to my whim and begins to cool to a edible temperature.

After a period of ten minutes then sandwich fell and I had not felt this full and disgusted since my pizza burger. My biggest enemy at this point was the grease, some of it even managed to get on my shorts and hit the floor but after eight napkins this was soon not a problem. As I was finishing my fries i watch my '1upper' roommate finish his 3rd DoubleDown and proceed to eat his KFC Famous Bowl. So after my roommate who nearly puke watching us eat the DoubleDown went outside to get fresh air, he exclaimed his dis test of the sandwich.

The walk back was a living hell between holding the extra sandwich which I was going to eat for dinner and watching my roommate who bet he could eat 3 DoubleDowns almost puke them up wasn't as fun as I had expected. And this was my experience with the KFC DoubleDown sandwich. It's a good sandwich but I would highly recommend waiting 10 minutes after you order to eat it this not only saves you from dripping hot grease but also gives the cheese more time to melt.

lmao.. wow thanks for the picturess XD i'd never heard of that sandwhich theres no bread? just chicken and bacon and cheese? thats weird.. and sounds really gross. maybe its cause i dont like cheese. or bacon >__> is it really that big though? like, that filling, i guess?

There is an undesirable amount of down hair on this girl's boobs, and an undesirable amount of bacon and atherosclerosis in that sandwich.

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We [Me, Minimoose and bPORR] have consecutively failed in our quest to consume the delicious treasure known only as the "Double Down". The first time by the time we met up, and drove there it was 10:50. The problem you ask? We soon found out that our local KFC closes at 10pm. Two days past and we reconveined. We left promptly from my household at 9:20 and arrived at KFC at 9:35. It was open. We thought we had won. "4 Double downs and a bporrbowl please", Minimoose exclaimed into the drive-thru speaker. Much to our dismay however, the worker replied with heavy words; "I'm sorry we're all out of double downs, we have no bacon." "FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!!!!!!" We shouted. We had failed again and had to settle for some mediocre "Wendy's". Two more days have passed since that time. Will KFC have double downs? Will Minimoose get ready in time for us to go? Will they run out of double downs? Will they discontinue them tomorrow just to troll us? Find out on the next episode of DOUBLE DOWN Z.

try to go at like 7pm

kNIGht wrote:
try to go at like 7pm

Yeah we do try, but minimoose takes like 7 hours to get ready.
We're like "meet at 8" and hes ready by 9:30 and were like foo.

Satros wrote:

kNIGht wrote:
try to go at like 7pm

Yeah we do try, but minimoose takes like 7 hours to get ready.
We're like "meet at 8" and hes ready by 9:30 and were like foo.

7 oclock is the time when he always has to go to the gym lol cuz apparently he cant go earlier bc of fag kids FOO

today hes like sick so he probably wont go so we might be able to get some, also inb4hegetsussickandfoo

Today, bPORR and I, tasted heaven for the first time. The Double Down. (Minimoose was dieing and asleep so we went without him, problem mini? :troll:)

Perfection:

This is how bpRICH eats his double down. Move over beef jerky! This guy has a new food group!

^ he looks so intense omg O_o

Satros wrote:
Will KFC have double downs? Will Minimoose get ready in time for us to go? Will they run out of double downs? Will they discontinue them tomorrow just to troll us? Find out on the next episode of DOUBLE DOWN Z.

i lol'd.

ALSO, those things look DISGUSTING.

ALSOOOO. minimoose sounds like this guy i used to be friends with irl. we'd call him and be like 'hey can you be ready in an hour? we're going _' and he'd be like 'yeah def' and then it would be like three hours later and he'd call to say hes out of the shower and just needs to get dressed. then itd be another hour or so and he'd be almost ready but would have to change his clothes again or something. and we ended up pretty much never hanging out with him. o.O i mean am pretty slow too on some days when am angry at all my clothes but. usually not THAT slow. XD

Kar wrote:
he'd call to say hes out of the shower and just needs to get dressed. then itd be another hour or so and he'd be almost ready

that pretty much is 100% minimoose

o____O MAYBE ITS THE SAME GUY.

Sorry I have self-esteem issues :troll:

Cause your self conscious of what bporr might think of you?

Get your balls outta yer purse

Satros wrote:
Get your balls outta yer purse

^ thats a wicky quote. its one of my favourite ones. =D

TwoSlot wrote:
Sorry I have self-esteem issues :troll:

also, dude, your CJ_GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNSSS. arent the ladies like, lining up? :P

Kar wrote:

Satros wrote:
Get your balls outta yer purse

^ thats a wicky quote. its one of my favourite ones. =D

Yeah wick totally made that up

lol oh.