Did you ever notice -that printed right on the cookie box it says, "Open here." Well, what did they think I was gonna do? Move to Hong Kong to open up their fuckin' cookies?
Did you ever notice- Most people don't know what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
Did you ever notice-You never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving. I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.