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Cuils

One Cuil = One level of abstraction away from the reality of a situation.

Example: You ask me for a Hamburger.

1 Cuil: if you asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon.

2 Cuils: If you asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground.

3 Cuils: You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia.

4 Cuils: Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.

5 Cuils: You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.

6 Cuils: You ask me for a hamburger. My attempt to reciprocate is cut brutally short as my body experiences a sudden lack of electrons. Across a variety of hidden dimensions you are dismayed. John Lennon hands me an apple, but it slips through my fingers. I am reborn as an ocelot. You disapprove. A crack echoes through the universe in defiance of conventional physics as cosmological background noise shifts from randomness to a perfect A Flat. Children everywhere stop what they are doing and hum along in perfect pitch with the background radiation. Birds fall from the sky as the sun engulfs the earth. You hesitate momentarily before allowing yourself to assume the locus of all knowledge. Entropy crumbles as you peruse the information contained within the universe. A small library in Phoenix ceases to exist. You stumble under the weight of everythingness, Your mouth opens up to cry out, and collapses around your body before blinking you out of the spatial plane. You exist only within the fourth dimension. The fountainhead of all knowledge rolls along the ground and collides with a small dog. My head tastes sideways as spacetime is reestablished, you blink back into the corporeal world disoriented, only for me to hand you a hamburger as my body collapses under the strain of reconstitution. The universe has reasserted itself. A particular small dog is fed steak for the rest of its natural life. You die in a freak accident moments later, and you soul works at the returns desk for the Phoenix library. You disapprove. Your disapproval sends ripples through the inter-dimensional void between life and death. A small child begins to cry as he walks toward the stairway where his father stands.

but who was phone?

im. wut

(1:32:49 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: i give you a hamburger
(1:34:09 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: YOU GIVE ME A HAMBURGER
(1:34:27 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: THE HAMBURGER GIVES ME TO YOU
(1:34:35 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: YOU GIVE YOURSELF UP SEXUALLY TO THE HAMBURGER
(1:37:36 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: I RECORD IT AN UPLOAD IT TO PORNHUB
(1:37:54 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS SEE THE VIDEO AND DISOWN YOU
(1:38:23 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: YOU ARE FORCED TO BECOME A SLEEZY STRIPPER/ESCORT AS YOU NOW HAVE NOTHING
(1:39:13 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: JAPANESE BUSINESS MEN INVITE YOU TO HOTEL ROOMS WHERE THEY ARE NAKED EXCEPT FOR THEIR SOCKS AND TAKE TURNS CHOKING YOU WITH THEIR HAIRY COCKS
(1:39:23 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: I GIVE YOU A HANDBURGER
(1:39:41 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: :|
(1:39:46 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: MATTMAN COMES DOOWN FROM THE HEAVENS AND OBLITERATES THE WORLD WITH A GIANT TRIDENT
(1:40:00 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: LOL
(1:40:02 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: WAR CLAN IS SAVED JUST BEFORE BY A FLOCK OF MAGICAL MANATEES
(1:40:05 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: A fucking TRIDENT?
(1:40:12 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: FUCK! WE'RE SO SCREWED
(1:40:31 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: WE GO LIVE ON TITAN' JUPITER'S MOON
(1:40:55 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: WE DIE DUE TO THE FACT THERE IS NO AIR AND ITS WAY COLDER THERE
(1:40:57 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: >.> You know that planet is uninhabbitable at this time right?
(1:41:02 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: lol aye
(1:41:20 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: WE AWAKE IN THAT PLACE WHERE GOKU WENT EVERYTIME HE DIES
(1:41:33 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: WE TRAVEL DOWN SNAKE ROAD AND MEET WITH KING KAI
(1:41:41 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: HE GIVES US A HAMBURGER
(1:41:58 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: Did you see
(1:42:00 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: the thing
(1:42:06 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: on how they're planning to terraform mars?
(1:42:15 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: KITTIE, WHO SURVIVED, TRAVELS ACROSS THE UNIVERSE COLLECTING THE DRAGON BALLS
(1:42:29 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: SHE SUMMONS THE DRAGON AND RESSURCTS US
(1:42:40 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: WE CHEER WITH JOY
(1:42:53 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: SHE GIVES US A HAMBURGER
(1:43:04 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: THE UNIVERSE CEASES TO EXSIST
(1:43:09 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: WE MEET JESUS CHRIST
(1:43:20 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: HE HANDS US A HAMBURGER
(1:43:31 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: WE EAT THE HAMBURGER

Epic story.
But this is another topic that made me confused :\

(1:32:49 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: i give you a hamburger
(1:34:09 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: YOU GIVE ME A HAMBURGER
(1:34:27 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: THE HAMBURGER GIVES ME TO YOU
(1:34:35 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: YOU GIVE YOURSELF UP SEXUALLY TO THE HAMBURGER
(1:37:36 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: I RECORD IT AN UPLOAD IT TO PORNHUB
(1:37:54 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS SEE THE VIDEO AND DISOWN YOU
(1:38:23 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: YOU ARE FORCED TO BECOME A SLEEZY STRIPPER/ESCORT AS YOU NOW HAVE NOTHING
(1:39:13 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: JAPANESE BUSINESS MEN INVITE YOU TO HOTEL ROOMS WHERE THEY ARE NAKED EXCEPT FOR THEIR SOCKS AND TAKE TURNS CHOKING YOU WITH THEIR HAIRY COCKS
(1:39:23 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: I GIVE YOU A HANDBURGER
(1:39:41 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: :|
(1:39:46 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: MATTMAN COMES DOOWN FROM THE HEAVENS AND OBLITERATES THE WORLD WITH A GIANT TRIDENT
(1:40:00 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: LOL
(1:40:02 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: WAR CLAN IS SAVED JUST BEFORE BY A FLOCK OF MAGICAL MANATEES
(1:40:05 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: A fucking TRIDENT?
(1:40:12 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: FUCK! WE'RE SO SCREWED
(1:40:31 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: WE GO LIVE ON TITAN' JUPITER'S MOON
(1:40:55 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: WE DIE DUE TO THE FACT THERE IS NO AIR AND ITS WAY COLDER THERE
(1:40:57 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: >.> You know that planet is uninhabbitable at this time right?
(1:41:02 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: lol aye
(1:41:20 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: WE AWAKE IN THAT PLACE WHERE GOKU WENT EVERYTIME HE DIES
(1:41:33 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: WE TRAVEL DOWN SNAKE ROAD AND MEET WITH KING KAI
(1:41:41 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: HE GIVES US A HAMBURGER
(1:41:58 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: Did you see
(1:42:00 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: the thing
(1:42:06 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: on how they're planning to terraform mars?
(1:42:15 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: KITTIE, WHO SURVIVED, TRAVELS ACROSS THE UNIVERSE COLLECTING THE DRAGON BALLS
(1:42:29 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: SHE SUMMONS THE DRAGON AND RESSURCTS US
(1:42:40 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: WE CHEER WITH JOY
(1:42:53 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: SHE GIVES US A HAMBURGER
(1:43:04 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: THE UNIVERSE CEASES TO EXSIST
(1:43:09 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: WE MEET JESUS CHRIST
(1:43:20 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: HE HANDS US A HAMBURGER
(1:43:31 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: WE EAT THE HAMBURGER

Sorry Wick, I decided I'm gonna leave you dead, and we're gonna be summoning the ghost busters so you can't haunt us :)

cj_guns just told me about Cuils last nightended up going to bed at 7:00am cuz i was so mind = blown.

G-Bombz wrote:
cj_guns just told me about Cuils last nightended up going to bed at 7:00am cuz i was so mind = blown.

Nice, I have a poster on my wall that has it all

This thread:

Satros wrote:
(1:32:49 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: i give you a hamburger
(1:34:09 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: YOU GIVE ME A HAMBURGER
(1:34:27 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: THE HAMBURGER GIVES ME TO YOU
(1:34:35 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: YOU GIVE YOURSELF UP SEXUALLY TO THE HAMBURGER
(1:37:36 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: I RECORD IT AN UPLOAD IT TO PORNHUB
(1:37:54 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS SEE THE VIDEO AND DISOWN YOU
(1:38:23 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: YOU ARE FORCED TO BECOME A SLEEZY STRIPPER/ESCORT AS YOU NOW HAVE NOTHING
(1:39:13 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: JAPANESE BUSINESS MEN INVITE YOU TO HOTEL ROOMS WHERE THEY ARE NAKED EXCEPT FOR THEIR SOCKS AND TAKE TURNS CHOKING YOU WITH THEIR HAIRY COCKS
(1:39:23 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: I GIVE YOU A HANDBURGER
(1:39:41 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: :|
(1:39:46 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: MATTMAN COMES DOOWN FROM THE HEAVENS AND OBLITERATES THE WORLD WITH A GIANT TRIDENT
(1:40:00 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: LOL
(1:40:02 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: WAR CLAN IS SAVED JUST BEFORE BY A FLOCK OF MAGICAL MANATEES
(1:40:05 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: A fucking TRIDENT?
(1:40:12 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: FUCK! WE'RE SO SCREWED
(1:40:31 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: WE GO LIVE ON TITAN' JUPITER'S MOON
(1:40:55 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: WE DIE DUE TO THE FACT THERE IS NO AIR AND ITS WAY COLDER THERE
(1:40:57 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: >.> You know that planet is uninhabbitable at this time right?
(1:41:02 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: lol aye
(1:41:20 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: WE AWAKE IN THAT PLACE WHERE GOKU WENT EVERYTIME HE DIES
(1:41:33 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: WE TRAVEL DOWN SNAKE ROAD AND MEET WITH KING KAI
(1:41:41 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: HE GIVES US A HAMBURGER
(1:41:58 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: Did you see
(1:42:00 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: the thing
(1:42:06 PM) Wicked{{WaR}}: on how they're planning to terraform mars?
(1:42:15 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: KITTIE, WHO SURVIVED, TRAVELS ACROSS THE UNIVERSE COLLECTING THE DRAGON BALLS
(1:42:29 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: SHE SUMMONS THE DRAGON AND RESSURCTS US
(1:42:40 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: WE CHEER WITH JOY
(1:42:53 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: SHE GIVES US A HAMBURGER
(1:43:04 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: THE UNIVERSE CEASES TO EXSIST
(1:43:09 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: WE MEET JESUS CHRIST
(1:43:20 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: HE HANDS US A HAMBURGER
(1:43:31 PM) Satros{{WaR}}: WE EAT THE HAMBURGER

Titan is a moon of Saturn, not Jupiter.  :troll:

Was talking about ThuGG's cock, which is also called Titan, for its so big it orbits around Juipter

bitches love to ride the t-train around jupiter

lmaoo. thugg. i thought it was named mr-something?

This where you got that from?

Squid wrote:

This where you got that from?

No, its from a reddit comment, which they made into a poster, which I have on my wall.