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SNOOP DOGG
Snoop Dogg is a rap artist who has helped tarnish popular music for 15 years. He is most famous for wrecking the English language by adding "izz" to every word, being Dr. Dre's boy-toy, and having a bigger weed addiction than anyone else who ever lived. Today, he is commonly found in advertisments for various products and blowing smoke in other people's videos in a way that represents a ghost trying to escape his filthy mouth. He still goes to school, passing his English by correctly spelling out his nickname over 9000 times in all his songs, and flunking Maths by failing to remember how many times he sucked Dr. Dre's dizzle. Also the ugliest nigga in the world, he looks like he hasn't eaten in years and smokes crack. Women are drawn to him like a moth to a light (note: Money blinds them).

Mr. Dogg is an interesting nigger. Whenever he enters a cluhhb saayne (club scene), everything goes into slow-motion, alternately zooming in and out on rims, fat nigger-chick asses, or whatever the fuck is popular that particular minute. White males within a 100-foot radius of Nigg-Dogg seem to magically transform into unhip, square white folks who fear the blackness. They'll try to be hip, only to fall down comically, while Snoop just slow-mos onward, smugly grinning and secure in the delusional comfort that he's a pyimp (pimp - which he most certainly is not).

Also, he's a fucking nigger. Forever.
[edit] A New Era

In November of 2007, Mr. Dogg increased his personal lulz factor by releasing 'Sensual Seduction' thereby pissing on his fat wigger fans. They had butthurt and missed "the old days when Snoop sed 'shizzle' and was thugg." Now he is accepted and loved by old niggers who are reminded of Rick James and Robert Troutman, and by teh gheys. When asked about the video for 'Sensual Seduction', Dogg says, "I did it for the lulz. Oh yeah and the money."

GEORGE W. BUSH

George "W" Bush, also known as Dubya is the conservative leader of the Free world. Fuck!
Before becoming the most fail President in history, he ran a shitty failure of an oil company, was the owner of the Texas Rangers, a shitty failure of a baseball team, and was Chief Executioner for the State of Texas, a shitty failure of a state. Behind the mask of stupidity, W is secretly one of the most brilliant men to never exist. During his life he managed to dodge the Vietnam war, rig presidential elections, not once, but twice (which says a lot about the stupidity of the average Americunt), pass all the laws he ever wanted to pass (making him the first real dictator of the USA), while making himself, his family and all of his friends very rich by starting two wars. He is also starting World War 3 thanks to all the fail coming out of him.

The Tale of Fail

President Bush was raised in New Haven, Connecticut, the grandson of Senator Prescott Bush, who made a fortune doing business with the Nazi German government at a controversial time when most other businessmen refrained from doing so. President Bush's father, also named President Bush, was the Director of the CIA before becoming President. One day, he moved his growing family to Texas where they quickly picked up Texas accents. (Later, President Bush's brother Jeb insisted that he had been raised in Florida, not Texas.)

In his teenage years, young George Bush spent many happy summer days with the bin Laden boys, old family friends. BBQs, tennis, golf, jet-ski, all the usual down-home recreational activities of a Texas country boy. George and young Osama - "Sammy" - were especially close. They used to organize the most amazing midnight circle-jerks, really the talk of the town! As they grew older, George and Sammy would have little contests: Who could snort the longest line of coke in one go? Invariably, George was the winnar.

Eventually, the good times must end or must they? George was about to get drafted for the Vietnam War. His family connections, however, easily got him a place in the "Texas Air National Guard," a non-existent fighting squadron based at a beautiful lake in the Texas hill country. His primary responsibilities included "more of the same": Rest & recreation, a-whiffin' and a-chuggin'! This went on for several years, and George was awarded numerous medals for bravery (for example, for doing a belly flop, on purpose, from the high diving board hilarious!).

After the War, George's parents decided that it was time for him to go to school. Arriving at Yale University, he quickly became the life of the party as president of the trendy DKE fraternity, and as a member of the "Skull & Bones" secret socitey. Along with new best-buddies John Kerry (later Massivetwoshits Senator) and George Pataki (later Jew York Governor), George really let it all hang out. He even appeared in some sketches on the popular "Laugh-In" TV program, and marched in the first "Stonewall" Gay Pride march. Unfortunately, however, like most fags of that era, he had to have nasal re-section surgery to repair cartilage obliterated by many years of cocaine. His doctors solemnly advised him that if he kept on doing those white lines, the next time it could kill him. They quietly recommended that he switch to huffin' gold spray paint. Bush took them up on this advice, and has nevar once looked back.

As he grew into the prime of manhood, George felt a little bit bored of all the partying. Everyone kept telling him, "George, you really should be President some day! We can totally hook you up!" All he needed to do was try a little harder to present himself "in drag" as a hard-workin', God-fearin' Texas guy; Sure, it's OK to have a beer or two after a hard day's work in the oil rigs, but this every-day sex & drugs-on-a-bender business on the party circuit has got to go. Also, he needed to get himself a wife so that everything looked normal and straight.

It was hard, mighty hard, durned hard, plumb hard, but George practiced almost every day. He finally learned how to read. He memorized the names of a few important countries. He memorized the names of a few important US states. One day, he was finally able to memorize the slogans that he was writing at least 100 times a day on the blackboard the slogans that would put him in complete control! "Compassionate Conservative," and "I'm a uniter, not a divider!"

By the Fall of 2000, George was in a tight race against an animatronic mannequin called Algore. Under completely legitimate circumstances George managed to collect enough pokemon from the electoral college and he won! At last, he was President. At last, he could spread his passionate juices all over the whole wide world! Soon, the Jews did WTC, and George's place in history as America's most fail president was assured.

His "Regime Change" on The English Language
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A credit to his race
A credit to his race

W is a known as a great orator and is renowned for extensive vocabulary skillz. Since taking office he has recommended the following changes to the English language:

<pre>* "nuclear" is now "nukeelar" * "subliminal" is now "subliminable" * "french" is now "freedom" * "underestimate" is now "misunderestimate" * "terror" is now "t'rrir" and/ or "terra" or "t'rrrr'r" * "terrorism" is now "terism" * "terrorist" is now "turrist", pronounced like "tourist", which is very lulzy indeed. * "America" is now "Merica" * "dissemble" is now "disassemble" * The Gulf Coast is now "This area of the world" * "Pakistani" is now "Paki" * Google is now "teh google" * Individuals of Middle Eastern descent are now "Turbie Tops" * "New Orleans" is now "Atlantis." </pre>

[edit] Dubya's "Mistalks" and Other Bullshit

<pre>* "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" * "I know it's hard to put food on your family." * "I like my buddies from West Texas. I liked them when I was young, I liked them when I was middle aged, I liked them before I was president, and I like them during president, and I like them after president." * "For every fatal shootin' in America, there are 3 nonfatal shootings. And folks, this is unacceptable." * "Border relations between Mexico and Canada have never been better" * "They misunderestimated me." * "With this war in Iraq still goin' on. I often hear people say "Where are the Mandelas? Where is Nelson Mandela?" Well, I've got news for you; Nelson Mandela is dead - because Saddam killed him * "Who could have possibly envisioned a person in Iraq who is not a terrorist douchebag at this point in history?" * "One of the great things about books is, sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." * "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." * "It isn't the pollution that is harming our environments. It is the impurities in our water and air that are doing it." * "It is my job to do my job." * "My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." * "I've got God's shoulder to cry on. And I cry a lot. I do a lot of crying in this job." * "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." * "I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah." * "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." * "You forgot Poland." * "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." * "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." * "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." * "I'm going to try to see if I can remember as much to make it sound like I'm smart on the subject." * "I'm the commander &ndash; see, I don't need to explain &ndash; I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president." * "I fish for the people of America" (edited out, and changed to "I feel for the people of America) * "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking of new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." </pre>

Drinking Game

Whenever W is making a speech, drink a shot of your choice of alcohol every time he says one of the following words:

<pre>* Nation * Freedom * Security * Nukular * Ter'r * Ter'sm * Iraqi * Peace * Democracy * Boobs </pre>

Barack Hussein Obama

Barack Hussein Obama is an international man of mystery, the child of a black father and a white mother, which makes him a "Halfrican." He is a currently running for President of the US of KKK A on the Democratic platform, and is currently going mano a mano with Hillary Clinton for the "prize" of Democratic Party nominee where they may eventually duke it out at the Democratic convention this coming year.

To retarded redneck Republicans and Fox News fans, Barack Iraq Saddam Hussein Obama bin Laden Jr. is an Islamic Manchurian candidate, a Muslim posing as a Christfag, but will probably win the election despite this. Of course, being a nigger, he will probably just try to steal the election if he doesn't win, anyway.

To retarded liberal Democrats and Daily Kos readers, Barack Jesus F. Kennedy Christ Jr. is a messianic cult leader, the reincarnation of John F. Kennedy born as a black Jesus come to save America from six years of Iraq, eight years of George W. Bush, and two centuries of white guilt. Obama is actually a Jew-loving Zionist who will bomb Pakistan if elected, but don't tell his followers that. His followers also fail to recognize that, like every other politician, his whole campaign is all style and no substance.

The Name

For moar on Obama's hilariously questionable name, we turn to the experts. To rapper and beacon of wisdom DMX, Barack Obama ain't no fuckin' name, as poignantly divulged in an XXLmag.com interview:


XXL: Are you following the presidential race?

DMX: Not at all.

XXL: You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.

DMX: His name is Barack?!

XXL: Barack Obama, yeah.

DMX: Barack?!

XXL: Barack.

DMX: What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

XXL: Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.

DMX: Barack Obama?

XXL: Yeah.

DMX: What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.

XXL: You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.

DMX: I ain’t really paying much attention.

XXL: I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…

DMX: Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name. Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.”

XXLmag.com

lol i only read some but pretty funny

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stfu jedi
that was funny like crap

I didnt read

Staticgirl wrote:
I didnt read

Well Fuck you too >:-P