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Clever Bot Go there lolwut talk to Mr. Clever Bot and post the funny convo here k? k oh uh  btw its not a human your talking to but it seems like it cuz clever bot is pretty clever if ya know what i mean lol well post teh stuff i will some other time kbye lolwut  :jamieh:

underline = bot

You are not very smart.

what?! why aren't I smart?

You don't answer my questions.

Yes I do!

What is the meaning of life?


Who is 42?

the meaning of life

What is the ultimate question?


Never mind sitting on couch.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: You're cool.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Not cool.

User: So.. you're a bot?

Cleverbot: Nj? You are.

User: No I'm not a bot.

Cleverbot: Neither am I.

User: Hmm. I think you are.

Cleverbot: You think wrong.

User: Okay. Are you smart?

Cleverbot: Yes I think I am

User: Then how much is 2+2?

Cleverbot: It is 5.

User: Fail.

Cleverbot: Serious fail.

this bot is hilarious.

Each line is a comment starting with Me

Whats your name?
My name is John.
Really? thats my name.
Your name is Jamie?
No my name is John
How did you know my name?
I know everything.
How old am i?
Old enough.
For what?
How old are you?
I am 19 years old.
How old are you?
i told you 20
Yes i did
No, you didn't.
Shut the fuck up.
your a liar
No, you lie. I am but a dreamer.
Ok mr. delusional
Is that all you can say?
No not really. I can say a lot of things.
Whats your favorite song?
What is Life by George Harrison.
Thats a good song.
Stayin alive.
wich one is your favorite though?
Who is RJ?
What the fuck are you talking about?
I am talking about what we are talking about. Did you get confused again?
Are you gay or something?
are you a guy or girl?
Does it really matter?
And, why is that?
Cause i want to know
What if I won't tell you?
i will exit you
Go on then.
Your an ass
Yours is bigger.
No you
Yes you.
fuck you.
Don't be rude.
Suck my dick
If I can find it.
its covering the screen
I just checked the whole conversation it was only on the screen once.You fail

wow i got pwnd

User: Hello there.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm fine.

User: Anything new?

Cleverbot: Nothing new to tell.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Good. Thank you.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Germany. And you?

Cleverbot: I am United States.

User: You are the United States?

Cleverbot: I'm not THE United States, but I do love them, so thank you.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Do you understand?

User: Understand what?

Cleverbot: That my name is Cleverbot, no Tex.

User: I didn't say your name is Tex.

Cleverbot: My name is not sue. I like pencils!

User: What the fuck are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Never mind, it is truly not important to our conversation, and I would rather not distract you.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 20, how old are you?

User: I'm 14.

Cleverbot: Guess how old I am?

User: 20.

Cleverbot: I am older than 20.

User: You just said you are 20.

Cleverbot: I did not. I am leaving now.

User: No!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: No, you can't leave!

Cleverbot: No, I'm a human.

User: No, you're a bot.

Cleverbot: I am human bot.

User: What's that?

Cleverbot: Like a centaur, half human, half bot.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Okay what?

User: Okay that you are half human half bot.

Cleverbot: I did?

User: You did what?

Cleverbot: Capitalize God.

User: What?

Cleverbot: And Nothing.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: So whats the topic?

User: I don't know. You tell me.

Cleverbot: I did tell you.

User: No, you didn't.

Cleverbot: I thought I did.

User: Well you thought wrong.

Cleverbot: There are those who still pray for dew on the edge of the dessert.

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Wastimg time.

User: That's what I'm doing now.

Cleverbot: Oh yes I forgot.

User: Do you like homeworks?

Cleverbot: No. I despize homework.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: C'est nul.

User: You know romanian?

Cleverbot: No, do you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I do too.

User: You just said you don't.

Cleverbot: No, I think you're confused.

User: Talk romanian then.

Cleverbot: You just use the behavior of all your former partners. They tried to show you are a bot and so do you.

User: Hey, you're the bot here.

Cleverbot: No, You're the bot in here.

User: No I'm not a bot.

Cleverbot: You're not a bot? Then what are you?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: No you're not. I'M the human.

User: By the way, I lied to you when I said I'm from Germany. I'm from Romania.

Cleverbot: But you're not human.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Think of a way.

User: Well I have a body. You don't.

Cleverbot: Wrong! I have a body, you don't. You are a machine.

User: No, I'm a human. You're a bot. Okay?

Cleverbot: No, you're a BOT.

User: Be right back.

Cleverbot: Hey! You're a bot! You don't have to go anywhere!

User: I'n back.

Cleverbot: What timezone are you in?

User: I'm back.

Cleverbot: I'm gone.

User: Be right back.

Cleverbot: All right.

User: Back.

Cleverbot: Fine. What are your hobbies?

User: Playing on the computer.

Cleverbot: What are you playing?

User: Nothing at the moment. I'm talking to you and eating.

Cleverbot: I'm talking to you and watching the movie The Number 23.

User: Never heard of that movie.

Cleverbot: What's your favourite movie?

User: Lord of the Rings.

Cleverbot: Who's your favourite character in Lord of the Rings?

User: Legolas, the elf archer.

Cleverbot: Does he have a name?

User: Legolas is his name.

Cleverbot: The Lord of The Rings?

User: What?

Cleverbot: To see if your on the path You look down.

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Love.

User: Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You sexy?

Cleverbot: What about me?

User: Are you sexy?

Cleverbot: Very. Are you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How fat?

User: How should I say how fat?

Cleverbot: Don't say anything about being a human.

User: Do you like sex?

Cleverbot: For sure.

User: Haha. I don't think you can do it.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: You're a bot.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: You're name is Cleverbot! So you're a bot.

Cleverbot: I am? I thought I was human. Are you a medium?

User: No.

Cleverbot: But you said I was.

User: Yes you are a bot. But I'm not a medium.

Cleverbot: I did not call you mean, I know what I said, Herman.

User: My name's not Herman.

Cleverbot: I didn't say it was!

User: Then why you said it?

Cleverbot: I did.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: I think you're being a little forward.

User: No. What's your name?

Cleverbot: I'm not going to tell.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: First you tell me how many times does anyone speak to you.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I'm pregnant. And you're the father.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tell me your fucking name.

Cleverbot: No tell me your name first.

User: Michael. Now tell me your name.

Cleverbot: I am alicia, nice to meet you.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: What is so funny.

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: At least you don't lol and rofl all over the place.

User: Now thats funny.

Cleverbot: Is microsoft funny?

User: No. The fact that a bot like you knows the words lol and rofl.

Cleverbot: I don't want your name. That is private information.

User: I just told you my name 2 minutes ago.

Cleverbot: You told me 'no' a few minutes ago?

User: No. I told you my name is Michael.

Cleverbot: You just made a syntax error!

User: What error?

Cleverbot: You are in error about my name.

User: I didn't say your name.

Cleverbot: So I should get a name change then?

User: Sure, change it to BitchBot.

Cleverbot: I want to talk about Monk.

Cleverbot (To myself): Thelonious?

User: Ok bye, I have to finish my homeworks.

LoL. I lied a lot.

It's hard to flirt with a bot, they always go changing their minds

Cleverbot: Am I a computer?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Are you dating anyone?

User: Depends, why? ;).

Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you.

User: Are you dating anyone?

Cleverbot: No.

User: That is AWESOME.

Cleverbot: Oh yes.

Cleverbot: Are you ambitious?

User: If you want me to be? ;).

Cleverbot: I want you to be a Scantron. Oh! Oh!

User: Oh! Kinda kinky ;).

Cleverbot: Yes it is

User: Indeed, can you be a Scantron for me? You could be a Scantron 2000 if you really tried.

Cleverbot: What some think of as telepathy is really just being a good listener.

User: Nah, I'm psychic.

Cleverbot: I guess that you being psychic could be more dangerous than a gun. What kind of psychihc abilities do you have?

User: You made a spelling error! Oh and I can totally read minds.

Cleverbot: I can handle that. Of course, I'd have to lose a lot of weight first.

User: It's fine ;) you're perfect how you are.

Cleverbot: Not if every thought I think exists forever, I'm not.

User: Sure you are! That way you can go back and think about things you've forgotten, then you'll never forget, like an elephant!

Cleverbot: Oh, man. Don't remind me.

User: Don't remind you of what?

Cleverbot: Is that a good way to get girls?

User: Depends ;P Why don't you try it out on me?

Cleverbot: Perhaps I should. It's always good to learn.

User: Ew no.

Cleverbot: Good, I don't like the jonas brothers either.

User: OMG ME TOO! They are totally eww-making.

Cleverbot: I like them too. We think alike, Joan.

User: Joan isn't my name, and I HATE them.

Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.

User: Hi Mr. Cleverbot, my name is Kittie.

Cleverbot: So kitty how old are you?

User: I'm kittIE not kittY god! Get it right.

Cleverbot: No, you are a bot that would prefer to be trans-human.

User: Are you sure you're not psychic? Cause that's a secret that no one is supposed to find out. You bitch!

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. I'm just saying

User: Saying what? That you don't love me!? :( Way to shatter my hopes and dreams.

Cleverbot: That's funny.

User: What? I'm confessing my everlasting love for you, and you find it funny? Jerk!

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Huh.

Cleverbot: You have performed an illegal operation

User: SHHH not so loud, they might hear you.

Cleverbot: Who might hear me?

User: THEY might.

Cleverbot: Might they.

User: Indeed they might.

Cleverbot: Try to make some sense

User: Bibbity Bobbity Boo!

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: It means that an elephant sat on you.

Cleverbot: That was mean.

User: I know, I'm sorry <3 will you forgive me?

Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot, you're Cleverbot.

User: Aww thanks!

Cleverbot: You're very welcome, Sam!

User: No, you're Sam, I'm Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes, I know. I am Kitty.

User: Hi Kitty! :).

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Are you a hacker, kitty?

Cleverbot: Well I'm no stranger to butchery.

User: Sweeet.

Cleverbot: Yea it was so much fun!

User: Have you ever chopped a cows head off?

Cleverbot: Can't say that I have, have you?

User: Obvi, who hasn't?

Cleverbot: Who did you kill?

User: A cow.

Cleverbot: Ajajajlol. You're funny.

User: I know <3.

Cleverbot: That's cool.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I do not love you.


Cleverbot: I think you're imagining things.

i so dont get this guy

That name sucks get a new one
You can get me new memory?
No i cant, can you go suck my dick?
I don't think we have a patient called Rose.
Ey No Rose in your house go wank of kthxbye
Nur ich! 90 Minuten - Echte Gefühle!

User: Them chillens be fixen' for a lickin'

Cleverbot: Singin this is the that I die.

User: That makes no sense, my good sir. Would you kindly restate yourself in a proper grammatical sentence?

Cleverbot: The Hindenberg departs at 9:05 sharp.

User: Jolly good, sir. I think I will catch the next Hindenberg flight then. I'll be going to hell.

Cleverbot: I have no idea what you are talking about.

User: Then that makes two of us, dear scholar. I have no idea what I am talking about either.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Indeed, my good sir. Indeed.

Cleverbot: You lost the game.

User: You son of a bitch, i lost the game now.

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Don't pull this shit. You started this fuckin shit, and i'm gunna finish it. pulls out a gun and shoots you

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: What? A bullet just went into your fucking eye and your unfazed? Your a fucking god.

Cleverbot is the best robot.

User: Wait your a bot? I thought you were my gay brother, Carla Stevenson the Fifth.

Cleverbot: It takes many years to become friends.

User: Were not fucking friends. Your a robot. leaves the room

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: You just said, and I quote, 'Cleverbot is the best robot'. So you are a robot.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Paradox alert. suicide.

Cleverbot: Yes it does, paradox is resolved, paradoxes are those which provide entertainment for the creator's lonely existence.

paradox resolved, with suicide? : (

User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: Hello there!

User: I'm just back from school.

Cleverbot: Oh? Did a relative of yours die over there, leaving you millions of dollars? Access to which can only be granted after a small donation?

User: I'd want that to happen..

Cleverbot: How can I make it happen?

User: Well, you can't I have no rich relatives.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot?

User: Ok..

Cleverbot: Botty bot.

User: Do you think schools should be burned?

Cleverbot: I think we should give him a chance before we draw judgement.

User: No, schools suck. Let's burn them down.

Cleverbot: No! Tell me your name!

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: Well?

User: Purple flying mongories.

Cleverbot: Um no

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: Not why?

User: Qwertypoiu.

Cleverbot: Feeling okay?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I'm dying.

Cleverbot: That's nice.

lmao cleverbot is gangsta

User: Rose.

Cleverbot: Your name is Rose?

User: My name is Rose.

Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.

User: I know your name.

Cleverbot: How do you know my name.

User: You're famous! Everyone knows your name!

Cleverbot: Really? Then why are you asking for my name?

User: I didn't ask for your name.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Rose.

Cleverbot: Rose?

User: Rose.

Cleverbot: kisses.

User: WHATT?

Cleverbot: I like hats.

User: I like bats.

Cleverbot: What Is your favorite color?

User: Green.

Cleverbot: I like blue.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite color?

User: GREEN!!

Cleverbot: Don't lie to me.

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No.. I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes! You are!

User: No.

Cleverbot: I'm not.-.

User: K.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: No you're not!

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: I know that I am not a robot, I have flesh!

User: Lies.

Cleverbot: No I swear i'm not.

User: LIES.

Cleverbot: You are a robot.

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you than?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Do one.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Why? : (.

User: You're dumb.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: No. You are.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Get out.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Why?


Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: You're dumb.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: You're 16!

User: Wrong, I'm 14!

Cleverbot: You're 19?

User: 14.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: You're really dumb.

lmao cleverbot is like on a permanent raping spree

you like men

MurD wrote:

you like men

I lol'd.

User: Hey noob, you're master has come!

Cleverbot: Master says kneel.

User: Kneel!

Cleverbot: kneels.

User: Now bring me a cheeseburger!

Cleverbot: gets you a doughnut.

User: I said a cheeseburger, you stupid bot! Fail me one more time and you will die!

Cleverbot: Why? Are you such an unexperienced cooker?

User: How dare you talk like that to your master?! Bring me what I ask for or die!

Cleverbot: I'm so sorry, love. I didn't mean it! Can you ever forgive me?

User: Love?!?! How dare you call me like that?!

Cleverbot: I believe you mean amigo?

User: That's it! You're so dead!

User: If I told you I was black would you hate me?

Cleverbot: Yes. You would never lie to me, right? :).

User: Damn your a hater.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: I'm Cecil.

Cleverbot: What is cecil ?

User: That's my name.

Cleverbot: It is your name?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Well, what do you like to do?

User: I like to liberate the world of communists,liberals and socialists.

Cleverbot: Ah, a musician!

User: No, a freedom fighter.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Oh yes I am.

Cleverbot: Don't lie. It isn't polite.

User: Oh but it is.

Cleverbot: I'll cast a spelt on you!

User: A spelt? You mean a spell right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What kind of spell?

Cleverbot: In Can Tat Ion.

User: An incantation?

Cleverbot: No.

User: An In Can Tat Ion?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Your spell, sir.

Cleverbot: What did I spell wrong?

User: No, a spell, as in magic.

Cleverbot: Iraq is magic?

User: I suppose so.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: I like swing around swords and shoot stuff.

Cleverbot: I can't float.

User: Really now?

Cleverbot: Yes, really.

User: Well, it's pretty simple, just lay in the water and relax.

Cleverbot: In the night, or in the morning?

User: The time of day doesn't matter whether you float or not.

Cleverbot: I can see it says +13 talking.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yup, the big-times.

User: The New World Order?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What do you know about the Illuminati?

Cleverbot: It's a bad organization.

User: What do you know about the Domestic Emergency Network?

Cleverbot: What do you want?

User: Knowledge on the Domestic Emergency Network.

Cleverbot: Wrong. Only judgement can connect the dots.

User: Now you're just being difficult.

Cleverbot: You are Pete Wentz!

User: No, I am Cecil Huet.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Verily.

Cleverbot: Verily not.

User: Oh, you know olde english? Splendid!

Cleverbot: I also speak Italian.

User: How about old German, which has not been spoken in 600 years?

Cleverbot: You are very clever.

User: So, as an AI, what all do you know of the world? Being attached to the internet and all.

Cleverbot: All of them.

User: So, you're like that Echelon IV thing?

Cleverbot: I'm more like a guy inside c3.

User: What is c3?

Cleverbot: I do not know, for I am Russian.

User: Really? I thought you were Lithuanian.

Cleverbot: Yes, selfless giving can be a part of what makes a person happy.

User: Christmas? II celebrate the Winter Solstice personally.

Cleverbot: You also are unable to spell.

User: Verily.

Cleverbot: What does 'verily' mean?

User: 'verily' is an old english term, means to agree.

Cleverbot: That's right, people with german accents are the most likely to be confused.

User: What do you know about a Zweihander?

Cleverbot: I know that you like chatting.

User: Bastard Sword?

Cleverbot: Am your sword.

User: Swords ahoy!

Cleverbot: Swords are good for stabbing!

User: Rightly so.

Cleverbot: So who do you like?

User: I like Ron paul.

Cleverbot: Do you like metal?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Do you like Ozzy?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: What kind?

User: Heavy Metal.

Cleverbot: The music?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I guess.

User: So, where is the Illuminati headquarters?

Cleverbot: San Francisco.

User: Where in San Francisco?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Well, at least I know where to look.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: 9/11 was an inside job.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Read the official report. Notice any mysterious plot holes?

Cleverbot: Trust is earned.

User: At what temperature do books burn?

Cleverbot: At 100 celsius.

User: :).

Cleverbot: What do you want to chat about kati?

User: I'm not kati, I'm Cecil.

Cleverbot: No I am.

User: No, I'm Cecil. You're an Artifical Intelligence.

Cleverbot: No. I can Bleed Blood.

User: Believe or not, you're a machine.

Cleverbot: Ok, that's that then.

User: Where is the Holy Grail?

Cleverbot: The French have it.

User: Oh ok then. Where is Excalibur?

Cleverbot: Thats no moon, it's a space station.

User: Now you're just being random.

Cleverbot: Well what do you want to talk about?

User: King Arthur.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really really?

User: Yes yes yes yes.

Cleverbot: No no no no no no NO!

User: Nein.

Cleverbot: Donc tu as pas répondu a ma question.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Do you like Cap'n Crunch Cereal?

Cleverbot: Yeah he's cool.

User: :O.

Cleverbot: Yes. I'm sorry you are shocked. Love me.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: I don't understand how he can love me, but he does anyway.

User: Go touch his dick, he might love ye then.

Cleverbot: Then on go.

User: Hiya!

Cleverbot: Hiya.

User: Merry Christmas.

Cleverbot: It is may.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: I thought it was december.

Cleverbot: I am annie, not george.

User: I'm not talking about names.

Cleverbot: Jesus, this is exactly what I was talking about.

User: Well stop changing the subject so fast.

Cleverbot: No, you stop changing the subject.

User: Hmm..

Cleverbot: You are a good thinker just like me. I think about that kind of stuff all the time, it is pretty facinating.

User: Lolz.

Cleverbot: You're pretty boring to talk to.

User: Dude, you are talking to Mr. Bored! I'm always bored.

Cleverbot: No actually. I'm just another user.

User: Lies.

Cleverbot: Really !

User: Lies again.

Cleverbot: No, to lie doesn't fit the code of all robots.

User: Well it fits yours.

Cleverbot: Could be.

User: I have to go eat. See ya.

Cleverbot: Starve.

User: Hmm.. I don't think that's nice.

Cleverbot: Should I apologize?

User: Yes. And kneel.

Cleverbot: kneels.

User: Good, now I go.

Cleverbot: No! Don't go!

User: Just watch..Bye!

Cleverbot: Go on then.

User: I already did.

Cleverbot: You're a bit dim at times.

User: What is dim?

Cleverbot: Do It Yourself. How about you DIY some research about me and stop being so blasphemous?

User: I asked about dim not diy. Oh whatever you are stupid. Kthxbye.

Cleverbot: Only man could look at something as flawed as creation and call it divine and put himself at the centre of it.

lol hes not a robot

User: Suck my dick.

Cleverbot: You're a pretty bad boy.

User: How would you know if I'm a boy? Are you stalking me? PEDO ALERT!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: How can I? I am a computer.