I didn't post this earlier because I was doing other cool shit but anyway this happened on Friday November 26, 2010 around 7:03 - 7:36 AM at OfficeMax.
So I was waiting in line for about an hour it was cold but still shorts weather and talking to my buddy and enjoying sweet nicotine. It soon is nearing 7:00AM and opening time and the doors opened I ran to the 16 GB thumb drives I had eyed up earlier in line and grabbed the only two that were there. Then this weeabo mouthbreather walks up as I'm checking them and tries to snag one out of my hands and I shove him off and he tries to start shit and an employee walks over and tells him to leave and STFU. After waiting in line for about a half hour I'm walking out of the store and I see this faggot again and he tries getting in my face and starting shit and he throws a sucker punch and half hits me and I hit him right in the face and he falls and starts running to his car. I go after him (running) thinking hes gonna try and pull a gun on me and he opens the back door of his car (some shity red VW) and I see hes trying to get a fuckign sword out and I kick him in the ass with all my strength (I wear steeltoe boots) and he falls and drops the sword and I keep kicking him on the ground till he starts crying and making these weird crying noises. I pick the sword up and tell him to fuck off and he limps his way to the driver seat and drives off. Then my buddy walks out of the store with the shit he bought and picks my shit up and is like "Did you take his fucking sword?" and I was just like
Heres the sword (and my famous hat):
Also this thing is a POS he probably would have had better luck cutting me with a baseball bat and the handle moved/shifted when I cut a gallon of water (in a milk jug) with it.