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Black Friday Showdown

I didn't post this earlier because I was doing other cool shit but anyway this happened on Friday November 26, 2010 around 7:03 - 7:36 AM at OfficeMax.

So I was waiting in line for about an hour it was cold but still shorts weather and talking to my buddy and enjoying sweet nicotine. It soon is nearing 7:00AM and opening time and the doors opened I ran to the 16 GB thumb drives I had eyed up earlier in line and grabbed the only two that were there. Then this weeabo mouthbreather walks up as I'm checking them and tries to snag one out of my hands and I shove him off and he tries to start shit and an employee walks over and tells him to leave and STFU. After waiting in line for about a half hour I'm walking out of the store and I see this faggot again and he tries getting in my face and starting shit and he throws a sucker punch and half hits me and I hit him right in the face and he falls and starts running to his car. I go after him (running) thinking hes gonna try and pull a gun on me and he opens the back door of his car (some shity red VW) and I see hes trying to get a fuckign sword out and I kick him in the ass with all my strength (I wear steeltoe boots) and he falls and drops the sword and I keep kicking him on the ground till he starts crying and making these weird crying noises. I pick the sword up and tell him to fuck off and he limps his way to the driver seat and drives off. Then my buddy walks out of the store with the shit he bought and picks my shit up and is like "Did you take his fucking sword?" and I was just like

Heres the sword (and my famous hat):

Also this thing is a POS he probably would have had better luck cutting me with a baseball bat and the handle moved/shifted when I cut a gallon of water (in a milk jug) with it.

Best. Story. Ever.
:fuckyea:

Edit: +1 Rep for pics as evidence

pics of thumbdrives

Jedi wrote:
pics of thumbdrives

I didn't think to take pictures of the thumb drives but one is at home because I bought it for family and other was for my reddit SS so when I get back I can get a picture of the plastic containers (if they aren't tossed) and the one drive.

Well heres the item so I'll update with a picture later.

Deal:
http://bfads.net/Office-Max

Item:
http://www.officemax.com/catalog/sku.jsp?productId=prod3270168&affcode=performics&cm_mmc=Performics--BFAds--Primary-_-Text&siteID=k134025

:fuckyea: that is an amazing story, this is going in the hall of fame thread lol.

Like really, nice going, the fact that you took his sword is the best part  :lolface:
You aint a man no more if someone kicks you in the ass and takes your sword.

Knight wrote:
Then this weeabo mouthbreather walks up as I'm checking them

Also this thing is a POS he probably would have had better luck cutting me with a baseball bat and the handle moved/shifted when I cut a gallon of water (in a milk jug) with it.

explains why the sword is a queer pos

O_O

so its true, you guys actually spend the day after thanksgiving waiting outside of stores for hours at 6am?!!?  ridiculous.

my dad got like 3 of those "thumb drives" for free at a conference he was at a couple weeks ago <.< i dont think they should be that expensive O_O maybe it has less gb's though..  i have no idea .

and wow though, except for all the violence.. you got a sword O_OOOO thats crazy .

Kar wrote:
O_O

so its true, you guys actually spend the day after thanksgiving waiting outside of stores for hours at 6am?!!?  ridiculous.

my dad got like 3 of those "thumb drives" for free at a conference he was at a couple weeks ago <.< i dont think they should be that expensive O_O maybe it has less gb's though..  i have no idea .

and wow though, except for all the violence.. you got a sword O_OOOO thats crazy .

Some people do.

(if only knight's fight was in this montage lol)

lmao my parents were talking about your 'black friday' thing and i was like 'ya its real! i know some kid that got in a fight coming out of a store!' and then my mom said that knight was a hoodlum and she doesnt want me associating with him, even over the internet.

Kar wrote:
lmao my parents were talking about your 'black friday' thing and i was like 'ya its real! i know some kid that got in a fight coming out of a store!' and then my mom said that knight was a hoodlum and she doesnt want me associating with him, even over the internet.

:lolface: :lolface: :lolface:

Kar wrote:
lmao my parents were talking about your 'black friday' thing and i was like 'ya its real! i know some kid that got in a fight coming out of a store!' and then my mom said that knight was a hoodlum and she doesnt want me associating with him, even over the internet.

Well I guess your mom doesn't understand how thievery gay weaboos are and how much they deserve a daily ass kicking and possibly beat with their own faggot anime swords.
Knight was protecting himself.
If anything, you need to be talking to him just in case you encounter a wild black folk.

That sword is probably a cheap piece of shit then, a $20 special as i call them. The craftsmanship is usually very poor in these, having a very wee little rat tail tang ( the part of the blade the goes into the hilt) and a threaded pit that the pommel screws on. The blade itself looks to be stainless steel, which again is not very good for a sword blade, as stainless steel is far too brittle(due to the chromium content that makes it stainless) for a blade of that length, and will snap rather than flex when it has to.

TL;DR It's a weaboo piece of shit and not a masterwork german bastard sword.

^ this is probably what your sword looks like on the inside.

^ This is what it SHOULD look like ( see the sword in the middle, that's a full tang.)

ADDENDUM: Rat tails are actually pretty dangerous to use, as cutting, let alone SWINGING it, will put stress on the weld point that meets up where the blade starts, and possibly snap, sending the blade flying off like a helicopter, probably across your fence and murdering the neighbor child like a merciless paedophile.

Besides the technical shit, +1 rep, and enjoy your well fought for trophy, even though it is technically a wallhanger.

Cecil wrote:

^ this is probably what your sword looks like on the inside.

^ This is what it SHOULD look like ( see the sword in the middle, that's a full tang.)

ADDENDUM: Rat tails are actually pretty dangerous to use, as cutting, let alone SWINGING it, will put stress on the weld point that meets up where the blade starts, and possibly snap, sending the blade flying off like a helicopter, probably across your fence and murdering the neighbor child like a merciless paedophile.

Cecil, War Clan's Master of Weaponry

AmbulanceParty wrote:

Kar wrote:
lmao my parents were talking about your 'black friday' thing and i was like 'ya its real! i know some kid that got in a fight coming out of a store!' and then my mom said that knight was a hoodlum and she doesnt want me associating with him, even over the internet.

Well I guess your mom doesn't understand how thievery gay weaboos are and how much they deserve a daily ass kicking and possibly beat with their own faggot anime swords.
Knight was protecting himself.
If anything, you need to be talking to him just in case you encounter a wild black folk.

____<  wtf. not cool .

also, apparently everybody else knows what weeaboo means except for me, but i just looked it up and supposedly it means someone who pretends to be japanese. and im pretty sure people who pretend to be japanese dont have a stereotype of being 'theiving and gay' o.o idk. they might have swords though? im confused but pretty sure its not a very nice word.

Kar wrote:

AmbulanceParty wrote:

Kar wrote:
lmao my parents were talking about your 'black friday' thing and i was like 'ya its real! i know some kid that got in a fight coming out of a store!' and then my mom said that knight was a hoodlum and she doesnt want me associating with him, even over the internet.

Well I guess your mom doesn't understand how thievery gay weaboos are and how much they deserve a daily ass kicking and possibly beat with their own faggot anime swords.
Knight was protecting himself.
If anything, you need to be talking to him just in case you encounter a wild black folk.

____<  wtf. not cool .

also, apparently everybody else knows what weeaboo means except for me, but i just looked it up and supposedly it means someone who pretends to be japanese. and im pretty sure people who pretend to be japanese dont have a stereotype of being 'theiving and gay' o.o idk. they might have swords though? im confused but pretty sure its not a very nice word.

average weeaboo:

right that aint ghey

loll hes just in COSTUME. he probably doesnt look like that most of the time. =P

Cecil wrote:
That sword is probably a cheap piece of shit then, a $20 special as i call them. The craftsmanship is usually very poor in these, having a very wee little rat tail tang ( the part of the blade the goes into the hilt) and a threaded pit that the pommel screws on. The blade itself looks to be stainless steel, which again is not very good for a sword blade, as stainless steel is far too brittle(due to the chromium content that makes it stainless) for a blade of that length, and will snap rather than flex when it has to.

TL;DR It's a weaboo piece of shit and not a masterwork german bastard sword.

Cecil wrote:

^ this is probably what your sword looks like on the inside.

^ This is what it SHOULD look like ( see the sword in the middle, that's a full tang.)

ADDENDUM: Rat tails are actually pretty dangerous to use, as cutting, let alone SWINGING it, will put stress on the weld point that meets up where the blade starts, and possibly snap, sending the blade flying off like a helicopter, probably across your fence and murdering the neighbor child like a merciless paedophile.

I'm sorry I'm sorry but who the fuck cares? :jamieh: :troll:

they do

Knight wrote:
they do

they?